Friday, October 1, 2004

THE STEPFORD PRESIDENT

So anyhow, there I, was watching the debate, thinking how cool it would be if there was actually a candidate that had all of the combined good qualities, and none of the bad and I realized that what we needed was a Stepford President.  A handsome clone made to order.  Tall, charming, intelligent, witty, decisive, honest, courageous, determined, faithful, fair, steadfast, loyal, gentle and yet stern, not afraid to stand up against a crowd or the world for what he believes in, someone who will hold the country in his arms and shed a tear, but then go and knock the socks off the bad guys without remorse when deemed necessary.  Someone to calm our fears, to help us decipher between right and wrong, to encourage us to believe in ourself, to assure us that it is okay to be different, and to lead us when we should stand together as one.  And as my list grew, I realized that what this country really needs is a MOTHER! 

 


Dust bunny gif complements of: Millan Net Gif Animations

 

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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 3:38 AM

    You Americans seem to put so much importance on the physical appearance of your President. Your country would be in a quite different place today if you'd simply elect  the most able candidate, rather than the one that looks the least geeky.
    -Paul
    http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

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  2. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 3:49 AM

    Me thinks you're onto something!!!

    Sammie
    http://journals.aol.com/ladydriversammie/MovinOn

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  3. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 3:59 AM

    Excellent idea!!

    http://journals.aol.com/derasta/ADayInTheLife

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  4. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 5:26 AM

    LOL I love your dust bunny graphic...soooo cute!!  I think your right about this country needing a Mom.  Although please remember, Lincoln was ugly as sin but it's a good thing he was chosen.  Person can be absolutely beautiful outside and totally corrupted on his inner being...so everybody close your eyes and listen to what they say......Sandi...http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises

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  5. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 5:29 AM

    Awesome gifs ... how do you put those into your entries??

    Kasey

    http://journals.aol.com/ikoiko33/TheReturnofKaseypalooza

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  6. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 7:21 AM

    I BELIEVE YOU ARE RIGHT DORN,.......A MOTHER IS JUST WHAT WE NEED. :)
    I LOVED ROCKY'S VIEW OF THE DEBATE. OUTTA THE MOUTHS OF BABES........
    KIM.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 7:31 AM

    dorn, once again, i truly agree with you.  we need barbara bush........ok, maybe not necessarily barbara, even though i love that woman.  i also love your dust bunny gif.  blessings, regina
    http://journals.aol.com/wumzels2/SEDUCTIONOFLIFE

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  8. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 10:41 AM

    Hey Dorn...Why don't you run...You'd surely get my vote LOL

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  9. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 11:50 AM

    Amen! I agree! Have a blessed weekend, Beckie

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  10. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 2:04 PM

    Amen!  great post, Dorn

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  11. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 3:02 PM

    Great post!
    ~Tasia

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  12. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 4:15 PM

    Great Entry. Way to go Dorm.
    R.C.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 1, 2004 at 4:34 PM

    Aint that the truth!  Great entry!

    ~jerseygirl
    http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl

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  14. AnonymousOctober 2, 2004 at 4:17 AM

    I'm still laughing at your previous entry

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  15. AnonymousOctober 2, 2004 at 9:30 AM

    I LOVE the dustbunny/vacuum graphic!!!  TOO TOO CUTE!!

    I like the idea of the stepford president too.... who can we talk to about that?

    ang

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  16. AnonymousOctober 2, 2004 at 10:44 AM

    Heck yeah I would vote for the Stepford president..and I have never voted in my life lol
    ~Tammy
    http://journals.aol.com/lilbithvnnhell/somethingtotalkabout
    ps ty for commenting in my journal :) Hope you visit again.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 2, 2004 at 12:23 PM

    I still want to vote you for President.

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  18. AnonymousOctober 3, 2004 at 2:17 AM

    LOL Love the dust bunny graphic

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  19. AnonymousOctober 3, 2004 at 7:09 PM

    Now this is a plan!

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  20. AnonymousOctober 4, 2004 at 10:38 AM

    Excellent idea.
    First time visitor, I have to come back and see you - all the best
    Lori
    http://journals.aol.com/taffilah/Adaygoneby

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