HEAD COLD

Folks, I am truely miserable!  My sinuses are so full of snot that I think my face will explode... so don't stand to close to me... you won't want to be anywhere nearby when that happens!  I can't bend over, I can't lay down, I can't stand up... I can't sleep, I can't breath... I can't NOT breath... I feel just like one of those gold fish with the bulgy eyes and those bubbles all over their face... I wonder if they're just regular gold fish with bad sinus infections?  Gonna try my home remedy tonight... a few shots of tequila.  Steve has offered to administer his remedy, but it comes with serious side effects... pregnancy!  Thats okay... I'll stick with the tequila, cos the hangover only lasts a day.  I'm still suffering from all my pregnancies, I only just got rid of my first one and it took 20 years!