Wednesday, August 2, 2006

FRIENDLY ADVICE

  Don't eat a spicy breakfast burrito and beef stroganoff within the same 24 hour period.

  If you feel you must combine that lethal combination, do not make the mistake of thinking that a couple of hastily consumed pieces of chocolate can defuse the pending explosive situation.  About all that you will accomplish with that action is to ensure an accompanying stomach ache while perched upon the Throne of Plenty.  Post-digestive chocolate is NOT the predominant fragrance!

  Air fresheners.... will not improve the air quality and in fact intensifies the already noxious mixture circulating in the air.  Your best bet is to hold your breath for as long as possible, and evacuate the vicinity as quickly as possible.

  There is a bright side to this.  I think I've lost a couple of pounds.

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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 8:10 AM

    Oh no...  I had a 'cleansing' this weekend too... lol

    be well,
    Dawn

    ps... I am praying for Gabe.  I am so concerned.  If you ever want to email to let off some steam...  I am here.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 9:04 AM

    Dorn, you do make me laugh. Thanks, Bill

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  3. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 9:24 AM

    oh stroganoff sounds yummy i will have to make that this week:) hope you are feeling better

    Deb

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  4. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 9:35 AM

    Dorn....so sorry that you have suffered!  I had skillet lasagna last night.  I had Taco Bell for Lunch.  I didn't feel so hot when I fell into bed last night.  I knew it was what I had eaten during the day.  Today it's so stinkin hot that food is not a priority for me.  Mostly fluids.  I hope you feel better.....and ahem......a little lighter with the few pounds you lost!  LOL!!
    Hugs,
    Gina
    http://journals.aol.com/motoxmom72/GinasWeigtLossJourney  

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  5. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 10:50 AM

    Lmao, but is the rest of the family still breathing?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 2, 2006 at 3:53 PM

    Everything comes out OK in the end, or in some cases, the WASH!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 3, 2006 at 1:10 AM

    I promise I won't mix the two in a 24 hour period. Thanks for the warning. Hope your feeling better now.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 3, 2006 at 3:19 AM

    Thanks for the advice.... I'll definitely remember it for the future!  LOL
    Nan :-)

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  9. AnonymousAugust 3, 2006 at 4:34 AM

    was that the dreadful smell that was int he air  here???? whew....it sure did drift East!
    Becky

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  10. AnonymousAugust 3, 2006 at 8:23 PM

    LOL funny Dorn!

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  11. AnonymousAugust 5, 2006 at 5:38 AM

    OMG what a combination, must have made for some stinky explosions!  

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