I'm positively dazzling, and nobody can tell.
I bought a container of Mary Kate and Ashley cosmetic glitter for the girls last year to enhance their costuming for last year's Renaissance Festival. A little bit goes a long way, and the girls have lousy aim.
Yesterday when I went to the bathroom I found the powder fine glitter coating almost every surface.
When I left the bathroom there was still powder fine glitter coating almost every surface...
Except for the toilet seat.
The powder fine glitter that once coated the toilet seat coated my hiney.
Positively dazzling.
Positively wasted.
Well, not entirely. Naturally I had to admire my sparkling buns in the mirror first.
24 carat moons!
LOL... Be thankful your had a glittery seat and not a wet one!! Thanks for the laugh! Julie :)
ReplyDeleteWell darn! No picture? ROFLOL!
ReplyDeleteOh that is funny!
ReplyDeleteTraci
I can guess that the girls are shining. That stuff goes everywhere. Years ago my house underwent a similiar explosion, due to teenage angst. Lol...Sandi
ReplyDeleteLol , sounds like me at Christmas! The idiotic Christmas tags that have glitter on them, along with the decorations. I always have glitter somewhere. But I have to hand it to you, Never did have a dazzling moon LOL! (Hugs) Indigo
ReplyDeleteDorn, good to see you are back to your old self with this post. Are trying for the best comic journal for the VIVI awards? Bill
ReplyDeleteHA HA too funny
ReplyDeleteDeb
Funny, shine on, shine on harvest moon......
ReplyDeleteJulie
Jody-that is just as good as the email going around with the lady washing up to go to the GYN, and the washcloth she used had her daughters glittery stuff on it, and the DR says "wow you dressed it up for me today" LOL....
ReplyDeleteMichele
LMAO!!! Boy, did I ever need that laugh this morning.
ReplyDeleteLove, Lahoma
You are absolutly hilarious! Thanks for making me smile! - Jennie
ReplyDeleteGreat I needed the laugh!
ReplyDeleteTabatha
Now that's a welcome thought!!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL!!! too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Gina
Well, if you were feeling a bit randy you could have showed Dickidoo! LOL
ReplyDeletebe well,
Dawn
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LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Just visiting. I brought chocolates - Caramacs from Hawaii.
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Stephanie
LOL. ever hear the story of the woman who raced to an almost- forgotten gyn appointment? She raced her kids off to school, grabbed a washclothe from the bathroom to clean herself up with, and raced off. The doctor actually made comments to her about her appearance "down there." Her youngest gets home from school, runs straight into the bathroom for her washcloth where she'd saved all of her special colored glittery things in. Maybe it's good you admired yours, yourself. :) -- Robin
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