Tuesday, October 4, 2005

I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT WARPED!

The picture in the About Me column was taken before I drank that Corona.  This is me after my 3rd bottle!  Yeah, its not a pretty sight.  Even Dickidoo trys to be a little imblibed before he lets me pop open a beer.  My kids friends think I'm cool because they really believe that I am one of the original Oompa Loompas.
(Yeah, I just discovered the warp tool on my PaintshopPro, I love this thing!  My kids are going to kill me when they see what I've done to their pictures!  Especially those rock-n-roll haters!  Geriatric indeed!)
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 10:51 AM

    Oooh...I can't wait to see their twisted little faces!  Bwaa haa haa haa!

    Have fun warping!

    Be well,
    Dawn

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 11:18 AM

    -dies-  This is EXACTLY what I needed to see today! LMAO!
    Thanks for the laugh Dorn!
    Hugs,
    xoxo
    Heather

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  3. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 11:37 AM

    too funny, can't wait to see the kiddie photos!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 11:43 AM

    Superb eyes! Right to the depths of your soul!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 12:31 PM

    I love it! I want big beautiful eyes like that too!!!!  Robin

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  6. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 1:32 PM

    I clicked the link to your journal and you scared the living heck out of me.  Stop playing with those buttons before you give someone a heart condition girl.  Samantha loved the big eyes and she thought you really did look like an Oompa Loompa.  
    Dianne

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  7. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 1:52 PM

    Lmao and I cant wait to see those pics!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 2:36 PM

    Revenge is sweet! This picture could be called a googler's delight...Goo Goo Googly Eyes....Sandi

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  9. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 2:58 PM

    omg lol

    ~jackie~

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  10. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 3:27 PM

    I clicked on this alert and when it opened I shot my fizzy water through my nose!  You scared me to death!  I'm gonna creep up on your next few entries just to be on the safe side.

    Donna

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  11. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 4:59 PM

    You are such a nut. I always know where to come when I need a laugh and today I sure needed one. Thanks.
    Hugs, R.C.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 5:01 PM

    OHMAGAWD! ROFLMAO!
    You are such a trip! We are SOOOO fortunate to have you here in this community to make us smile each and every day!
    XO
    Maryanne

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  13. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 6:03 PM

    ROFLMBO!~You pay 'em back, Jody!~That'll teach 'em!~Ohhh, that warp tool is scary stuff.  I think I might have nightmares.  Sheesh!~

    Blessings!~

    Susan
    http://journals.aol.com/rjet33/CountryLivingSouthernStyle

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  14. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 7:35 PM

    Oh hon' no no nono no!  Uhnh uh...don't DO that again!  LOL ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

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  15. AnonymousOctober 5, 2005 at 9:08 AM

    whoaaaa Nelly! Who turned you loose in a photo-editing program Dear Dorn?!?!?! I almost flipped backwards out of my chair when I got here (and it is quite high off the ground!!!). Love the old photo and love the new version too.
    still chuckling,
    judi

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  16. AnonymousOctober 5, 2005 at 11:08 AM

    My daughters think you are the coolest thing ever...I cannot live up to you!!

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  17. AnonymousOctober 5, 2005 at 11:49 AM

    The more I read your journal the more I like you. You rock!

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  18. AnonymousOctober 6, 2005 at 7:36 AM

    HILARIOUS....OH MY!!!!! Everyone that was walking by my office had to come and see what the laughter was about!!!!!! They enjoyed it!!
    Jodi (with an "i")

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