Tuesday, November 8, 2005

I LIKE TO SNEEZE

(Dust Bunny Revelations)

A sneeze is like a little mini orgasm of the nose.  But a wet sneeze is just a hand full of snot!

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 8, 2005 at 7:03 PM

    Dorn, don't think you are alone....everyone likes to sneeze!!  Seriously!!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 8, 2005 at 7:40 PM

    ICK and GROSS! I just got over a cold and my nose didn't have fun.  But I can say with a smile, I'm a multiple sneezer. :D

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  3. AnonymousNovember 8, 2005 at 11:25 PM

    well that is profound! LOL
    Marti

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  4. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 4:40 AM

    Well, snot kind of looks like the end of an orgasm, too!
    Jeez, that was a disgusting comment, Maryanne! (Smacking myself around and pulling myself out of your journal by the ear, just in case I'm tempted to say something really revolting!)
    Congrats on your win, Jodi!
    I knew you'd make it to the very top!
    MAryanne

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  5. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 4:54 AM

    ROFL!!

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  6. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 6:01 AM

    If someone says 'God Bless you' to me before I actually get my sneeze out I can't sneeze.  Therefore, I miss my mini orgasm, which makes me :(:(:(:(
    Dianne

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  7. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 6:30 AM

    Ever hand a sneeze where you just get to the brink and then it ebbs away again - and then you get to the brink once more before finally you can hold back no longer and you give way to a heart-stopping explosion? Those are the best.

    Tilly x
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/tillysweetchops/Adventuresofadesperatelyfathouse/

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  8. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 6:32 AM

    That was a Freudian slip - it should read, ever "had".

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  9. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 8:11 AM

    yes... a sneeze is almost as good as an orgasm..................... notice I said almost. judi

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  10. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 11:48 AM

    well i never thought of it like that...lol
    No wonder my sister is always sneezing...lol

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  11. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 3:15 PM

    That would explain my desire for a smoke after a sneezing fit.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 9, 2005 at 3:58 PM

    Funny you should say that......I remember a professor explaining an orgasim was 'just like a sneeze'! lolSometimes it feels good to sneeze.....come on everyone-admit it. ~Diane!
    http://journals.aol.com/dizarra/StorysFromtheCityTalesFromtheSea

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  13. AnonymousNovember 10, 2005 at 12:23 PM

    haha.. i once heard that if you sneezed ten times really fast that it = an orgasm.. i dunno.. ive heard alot, everyone always changes that sneezing story lol.. anyways.take care!!

    ~jackie~
    http://journals.aol.com/jackiebenice/blah/

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  14. AnonymousNovember 12, 2005 at 11:56 AM

    True!  To both statements!
    Lori

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