NEW BRONCO FAN? and thong warning

I was the designated driver to the show last night.  Dickidoo wanted to loosen up with a bit of alcohol so he could try to go under.  The whole way down he sat next to me in Big Red making his new leather Steelers jacket squeak and creak.  I didn't mind because I wanted him to get hypnotized and then I would turn him into the biggest Broncos fan in the state of Colorado!  Alas, it was not to be, he just couldn't relax enough.  That's okay, it won't be long before the Steelers are no longer the current Super Bowl champions and I won't have to hear about their 'greatness' (Oh puh-leeze!) any more.

A quick observation before anyone runs out to buy a thong that is two sizes too small.  You can't fart while wearing a thong that is two sizes too small... it is physically impossible.  I recommend briefs following a Mexican meal.

Hey, AOL... now that I've been crowned as 'Most Humorous Journal', don't you think its about time that you add the word 'fart' to your journal spell check?