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16 years ago
Monday, March 16, 2009
I'm just sayin'....
If your dog is a shit hound and something is missing, check the back yard. If you don't find it right away, check again later. It's all in the timing. What goes in must come out. You just have to get it before it goes back in again. A word of warning though, don't be expecting it to look the same as it did when it first went in.
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I have a mid-size dog, and I have long hair. I've found out this is not a very good combination, 'cause apparently my dog (either by accident or on purpose, I don't know) eats my hair!
How do I know, you ask?
(Well, maybe not *you*. I'll bet *you* can see where this is going...)
Sometimes when my dog takes a shit in the backyard, one of her turds will just hang suspended in mid-air, seemingly like magic.
I, being the mental marathoner that I am, quickly summized that she must have a hair in there! :-)
It's funny, 'cause she squats there, waiting for the turd to drop, and it doesn't... It just hangs there. She can feel that something is not quite right, so she doesn't want to move, for fear that she'll get something on her. She's a very clean and neat dog. I call her a city girl, 'cause she hates to get dirty.
...
Hmmm...
Maybe I'll go blog about this myself...
Maybe.
Take Ole Shitter To The Vet.
LMAO! One time Tam's male dog ate one of her dirty thongs! GAG! It got stuck halfway coming out the other end! I still shudder thinking about that! I'd be horrified! Lisa
LMAO!! This too funny and all too true! Believe it or not it is the same with cats! Pets are almost as funny as your kids! (almost)
My friend found a walmart bag this way once...I'm just sayin'.
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