Monday, August 3, 2009

Pets, pests... same difference.

The dog is in the dog-house because she ate the can of gold fishes food (including the can). The cat is in the dog-house because he knocked the zucchini bread batter off the table and all over the carpet. They're not precious little pets, they're just hairy, 4 legged Oompas with tails.

Rocky woke me up this morning at 8am. She knew it was my day off and that I wanted to sleep in but she had good news that just couldn't wait until she got home from Band Camp later on this afternoon.

"Mom, you'll be glad to know your jeans fit me good!" she said holding up my favorite faded black jeans, which had been neatly folded in my laundry pile yesterday but now showed obvious signs of wear.

"No they don't, they're baggy on me, they'll fall off of you!"

"I just need a belt."

Just because she can fit into my jeans doesn't mean that they fit her, but she and Becca have been my biggest supporters during my battle to lose inches and especially lately she has taken every opportunity to make me feel good about my accomplishment.

The only drawback... now that the girls can fit into my clothes they are always borrowing them and I still never have anything clean to wear.

This pay day I get to go on another shopping spree... for smaller undies. I'm finally out of the Granny-panties. Even my bra size has gone down. All I need is the right push 'em up bra and I'll be looking good.

Ha! Looking good for what, for who?

Actually, now that I think of it, I'll be looking good for me.

Maybe some black or white lace....

Song of the day: Stronger Woman by Jewel

7 comments:

garnett109 said...

have a great night

Traci said...

I consider all of my pets to be pests!

Amy said...

woohoo! Get you some hooker panties, girl!

No? ;-P

Jeanne said...

WHOOO HOOOO!!!! You go girl!!!!

((hugs))
Jeanne

Susan said...

Red and black baby! And some thongs!

Dawn said...

That's right girlfriend... get the good undies FOR YOU!!!!!

be well...

Sandisan said...

Good lord Dorn you have always had the ability to make me laugh..I am so happy for you that you are getting skinny..that will show dickidoo, he's gonna find out the grass is not greener on the other side in fact it probably is full of "weeds". You are a beautiful, exotic lady with a great heritage and you will find guys knocking on your door I do believe....just for your sense of humor ...love ya..Sandi