"THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DORN", rated PG-13

If someone were to make a movie of my life, I think Lucille Ball would be my choice as the actress to play yours truely.  She has always been one of my favorites, a sort of role model if you will.  I think that if anyone could pull off some of the things that I do with credibility it would be her.  The movie's theme song would be performed by the Trans Siberian Orchestra, which has the same blend of rock and classical, modern yet old fashioned, leather and lace that kind of describes me.  This link is for a Christmas song, but it exemplifies perfectly the blend of two extreme opposites which is how I see myself.

Weekend Assignment #52:  Going Hollywood