I took Rocky and Art with me in my attempt to catch the elusive kingfisher at the Pelican Pond. As expected he was a no-show and after listening to Rocky's painful rendition of a dying duck using one of her duck calls, we decided to go in search of another photo opportunity. One the drive out to the base where I knew a wonderful sunset shot awaited us, Rocky decided to share what she had learned during her recent sex education class.
Rocky: My teacher says girls get PMS and boys get Poverty.
Me (trying not to laugh): I think you mean Puberty. Boys usually don't get poverty until they grow up and get married.
Rocky: Whats Poverty?
Me: Thats poorness.
Art: Girls go through puberty too.
Rocky: Huh uh! Girls have PMS.
Art: Yes they do. Puberty is when your hormones change, your body changes and you start growing hair all over your body. Hair on your chest, hair on your armpits. I even have hair on my butt! But I don't have hair where I want it... on my lips. I think I will transplant the hair from my butt to my lip because I don't need hair on my butt.
I'm sure he meant facial hair, like his older brothers have... but I left that one alone! Ewwww!
Kit Carson Statue, Fort Carson, Colorado
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5 comments:
I don't know about you but I think I have hit poverty, myself!!!
Becky
Great picture.
Kids are funny. Thanks for sharing.
Hugs, R.C.
you have funny kids! thanks for the peek at my stepson's home-away-from home...how i wish he was still there. :( waiting to hear from him for a week now, from Iraq. ~Phinney
ROFLMO
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