These are my three youngest Oompas.  This picture was taken in '94, not too long after Rocky was born.  Thats Art on the left and Becca on the right.  See how nicely they are playing together?  I think that was the LAST time they were ever nice to each other!  Becca and Rocky have been fighting since yesterday.  They went to bed arguing over who would keep a borrowed book in their room overnight.  Why would it matter where the book was while they were sleeping?  It didn't make sence to me, but it really mattered to the girls.  It mattered so much that they woke up and resumed their debate.  When the girls aren't going through their pre-pms/sibling rivalry, Art is constantly harassing them about the size of their butts and the length of their mustaches.  I'm thinking that with Wally World's easy return policy I just might be able to turn them all in and get a refund on all of the money I've spent on them over the past 11, 14 and 16 years... and buy some pet rocks.  Pet rocks don't eat, or talk, or fart or turd and forget to flush.  And they don't use up the last of the toilet paper!  Yep, thats exactly what I'll do!