WHY CAN'T JOHNNY DEPP BE A POLYGAMIST?

I could understand women lining up to share Johnny Depp or 'still sexy after all these years' Travolta and muscle bound Wesley Snipes... yum!  But no, we get pasty, goofy looking Warren Jeffs.   I don't care if he says he's the son of God... I mean, come on, does he look like Jesus?  No, I didn't think so.  Do his followers really, truly believe that what he preaches is God's will?  Or do they just 'want' to believe?  I suspect it is the latter.  I'm glad he has been apprehended.  I hope the children of his cult are safe from his bigoted and abusive teachings but I doubt it.  Rumor has it that his brother may take his place in his absence.  After all, if Warren is the son of God, then his brother must also be the son of God, or at least the brother of the son of God, right?

 I'm still laughing over the irony of this one... Victor Willis, the original Village People cop, being arrested for drug possession.  And this wasn't his first offense!  Yes, I know he wasn't a real cop, but its still funny.  In fact its almost as amusing as Peter Coors, of the Coors Brewery pleading guilty to DUI charges.