FAT IS THE NEW THIN

The fashion industry has finally given in to pressure from the health community as more and more agencies are banning overly thin models in favor of more curvacious and meaty models.  And there are none more curvacious and meaty than I.  Add a little botox to the lips and Presto Amazo!  I am.... the next Super Model!  With my Chunky Hunk Dickidoo by my side we shall surely be the Hottest Couple on the Planet.

For those of you who were not blessed with natural fluffiness, the up coming holiday season is sure to get you into shape.  Need a little jump start?  How about pumpkin pie fudge!  Becca brought me home a piece she got on a field trip and its to die for, and a sure fire way to tip the scales in your favor towards a new curalicious you!  Can't find it in your neck of the woods?  Just google 'pumpkin fudge' for several different recipes.  Jello pudding just came out with pumpkin pudding, I picked up a couple of boxes to try.  And Coffeemate has a Pumpkin Pie Creamer that is pretty tasty as well.  Yes, these are all just as rich as they are yummy, but remember... Fat is the new Thin!

Art and Becca have made it to the State Finals with their marching band.  They compete again this evening at 5:30.  This is the first year in the marching band for both of them.  They have been practicing so hard and have sacrificed so much over the past months.  They have missed out on parties and outings.  They missed hot meals and weekends just to play around.  They've had to endure months of their mother whining about how she never gets to see them anymore except to drive them to and from practice.  Even if they come away without placing this evening, they are already winners because they have achieved so much in so little time.  Oh how I wish I could be there to cheer them on in person!  I know I won't be able to sleep tonight until I hear the results.  Until then I shall keep my fingers crossed, and my toes crossed, and my arms and legs, and even my eyes crossed!  Go Mesa Ridge Grrrrrrizzzzlies!  Go Becca!  Go Art!  Woo hoo!

Either my spelling has improved and I haven't made one single mistake in this entry, or the Spell Check is still on the fritz.  I suspect the latter.  Perhaps the Spell Checker got a pink slip during the latest down sizing.  Sure was sorry to hear about the recent lay-offs, and what sucky timing, just before the holidays.  I sincerely wish all of the former AOL employees the best of luck.  I guess someone had to pay for our free service, I just wish it didn't have to be that way.

Oh, and one more thing before I forget because I know you all WANT to know...