Okay, its not really a family reunion.... we're just going to the zoo, but we always get soooo many comments about the kids resemblence to the inhabitants of the monkey house! In fact I've taken to calling my own home the monkey house. I draw the line at flinging feces though!
Ohhhhhh, on the subject of feces.... (if you have a scratch-n-sniff-capable computer, now would be a good time to turn off the sensor), I found one in the toilet the other day soooooo big that it just wouldn't flush, even after 6 tries. How do kids make things like that? I'm not kidding, it had to be at least 10 inches long! Thats not taking a dump, thats giving birth! I wasn't sure if I should flush it or slap a diaper on it and give it a name! Holy mackeral!
Okay, enough about that.... I'm off to the zoo. I guess I'll be a good mom and have the kids hands stamped at the gate so the zookeepers will believe me when I say that they came in with me when we try to leave... although it is always tempting to leave them there with the other primates, even for a day or two.
p.s. for my readers who have not yet realized that this journal is about the lighter side of my life and should not be taken seriously.... please do not call the police on me for child abandoment, I am not really going to leave my children at the zoo. The last time I tried the zookeepers caught up with me before I even got out of the parking lot.
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LOL! Have fun! God bless, Beckie
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! have fun at the zoo, D. christie
Only you....
Only you... could write this type of entry... and ONLY YOU can make me laugh out loud... I mean REALLY laugh out loud... slap a diaper on it and give it a name....
Only you....
Love you dearly!!!!
angie
ROFL and no one but you ever flushes the toilet, I bet. We've had the same problem here--and for weeks nothing would flush right until my husband finally fished a Sponge Bob toothbrush out of the toilet. BTW, do you mind if I add your journal to my journal links?
hahaha..that's funny stuff..nasty..but funny
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