1. Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
2. In case of emergency, find an out-of-the way place and fart - someone will most certainly appear out of nowhere.
3. Never ask me if I farted. If you had to ask, it definitely wasn't me.
Something NOT to do: If your'e wearing a night gown and no undies, don't bend over. When you stand up, you'll have a major wedgie.
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LMAO!!!!!!!! YES, ITS GENETIC!
I LOVED THE LAST PART TOO ABOUT THE NIGHTGOWN. TOO FUNNY!!
KIM.
That is too funny! I hate the silent but deadly ones, EWWWWWWWWWW! My husband is famous for those, its like a chemical bomb went off in the room. I need a gas mask for those moments. My daughter had no qualms about letting off gas, her and her friend use to let them off on the hard wood floor and just laugh so hard they would tear up, so funny. I remember holding it so long around friends and boys that I would get the worse tummy ache. Well at least this generation will have less tummy ache due to gas buildup..lol Have a Good Day!
HEY! I wanna know why when someone sneezes (escaped air from body) everyone says "GOD BLESS YOU" with love in their voice, but when air escaped the body via burps and farts it's always, "EXCUSE YOU!" with contempt in their voices??? not fair I tell ya! lmaoooooooo EQUAL OPPORTUNITY AIR RELEASE! maybe next time I hear someone trying to sneak off to fart I'll just say "BLESS YOU!" and see what happens! lol lol lol
LOL You two sure are cut from the same cloth. ;-)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally YOU, Dorn...hahahahaha
Are you guys twins!!! Hahaha, too funny! Hey, I posted this on the board, thought you may be able to help me out, since you've got what, 2-3 girls. Here's what I've posted, thanks for any response:
Okay, at work today I found out what child I'll be sponsoring for Christmas this year. I got a 12 year old girl. We buy presents for them, and they don't have to be from their wish list, but it helps out a lot. Here's her wish list, could you help me figure out what else she may like as well (guessing by what's on the list, I think she's at the stage where she's leaving childhood behind, but is still just hanging on a bit):
-anything Barbie
-pierced earrings
-nail polish
-French manicure set
For what color hat she wanted, she put down black, then crossed that out and put pink.
Any input would be greatly appreciated! Don't hold back on ideas!!! This such a strange age group to buy for. I don't know who she is, it's kept annoymous so there's no descrimination or embarrassment to the family or child. All I get is the person's age, sex, clothes sizes, and wish list.
Blessings. :)
PS: Do you think gift cards would be appropriate, or not?
THAT IS SO SO TRU!!! LOL THIS MADE ME HAVE A GOOD LAUGH FOR A DAY THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LAUGH AT. THANKS. RACHEL
Sorry I'm trying to catch up on reading all the journals I visit...glad you heard from your son and that he is doing good. I hope you forgive for that card I sent but I just Had to do it....it sang out to me "send to Dorn"....Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year....PS..Check my journal I have pictures of my little "blondie" grandbabies - I still don't believe it....Sandi..http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises
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