BOOBIE KOOZIE!

Okay, lets try this again... how can you tell this is my beer bottle?  Because it has boobies!  See there on the left  side?  Come on people, work with me here... I worked very hard to get those pistachio implants placed just right!  I call it a Boobie Koozie!  Admit it, you're jealous!  You all want a Boobie Koozie too... even you guys!  They're really easy to make, just stick a couple of pistachio nuts (walnuts will do if you want the Dolly Parton look) between the bottle and the koozie.. and there you have it, an anatomically correct bottle of beer!