WEDNESDAY WONDERING... (or a complete waste of time!)

  

*  Have you ever taken a swig of sweetened coffee immediately after eatting some cheese?  I just did.  I won't ever do THAT again!

*  Why do dogs sniff each other's butts and then still want to play with each other afterwards?   I can tell you why humans don't... because human butts stink!  If someone comes near me and I even get the faintest wiff of a funky butt I'm gone in the opposite direction!  There will be no playing until after there is some bathing!

*  If some people change friends like they change their underwear... what does that say about those of us with lifelong friends?

*  If exercise is so good for us why does it cause some of the same symptoms as a number of serious health conditions:  shortness of breath, fatigue, profuse sweating, weakness and rapid heart rate?

*  Why is it okay to spend 4 hours infront of the television set flipping through channels but its not okay to sit infront of the computer surfing for the same amount of time?

*  Why is it acceptable to talk on the phone for an hour but its considered a waste of time to be in a chatroom or im someone?  At least in a chat room you can't hear the person you're chatting with yelling at the kids in the background, or get put on hold for an incoming call.

*  Why is it better to send a family member a handwritten letter than an email?  With the way I am about getting things in the mail, my family has a better chance of hearing from me via e-mail.

*  Why do some parents say 'This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you' before they whip a child for lying?  My dad was lying through his teeth every single time!

*  Have you ever noticed that the easiest way to get someone to do something is to tell them NOT to do it? 

*  Why doesn't anyone ever believe the WET PAINT signs... they just have to touch the paint to see for themselves!

*  Why does no one ever need to talk to you until you sit on the toilet?

*  Just because I have 2 ears doesn't mean I can listen to two people at the same time.

*  How is it that some people can sleep though just about anything except for the sound of someone changing the channel on the TV?

*  Why does 'tip-toeing' make more noise than just regular walking?

*  Why are guys 'instinctive' but women are merely 'impulsive'?