Vote 'Dust Bunny Club of North America' as Most Humorous AOL Journal 2006!
I stand for:
* Freedom to fart in public!
* Guilt free uni-brows!
* Procrastination recognized as an acquired skill and not a weakness.
* Super Bowl Sunday should be a federal holiday. If I have to work, I want double time!
* Chocolate as the 5th main food group.
* Tougher laws against nose picking while operating a moving vehicle.
* 'Fat' is the new 'thin'.
* 'Gray' is the new 'blonde'.
* Bloggers should be recognized as talented, creative writers, not labeled as 'computer addicts' and 'geeks'.
* Grandparents right to hug, squeeze and spoil grandbabies!
* Parents right to privacy in the bathroom... Nothing is so important that it has to be answered mid stream!
* Leaving the bathroom without any toilet paper should be a crime punishable by jail time.
* I believe that if it can wait, let it wait.
* Why wash when you can toss... disposable is the new 'china'.
* Stupid people should have to wear a sign around their necks and a tag on their cars so others can avoid them.
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Click here to vote: VIVI AWARDS POLL
Polls close on November 6th.
Thanks for your support.
My name is Dornbrau, President of the Dust Bunny Club of North America, Most Humorous AOL Journal, and I approve of this message.
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16 comments:
LMAO.
I voted this a.m., and you know it was for you :]
xoxo,
H
Great picture. Your campaign speech leaves me breathless. WTG nothing like asking people to vote especially for you.
You are a winner. Bill
On my way to the polls!
Traci
you got my vote Dorn. Good Luck!! :)
ps- great pic!!
You look gorgeous in that pic! I just voted! Hope you win again! You are my IDOL!
be well,
Dawn
So you are running for President. Great you got my vote-lol...you had it anyways.
Good luck to ya.....
michele
Well now you know you got my vote, love your pictures and love that you said all that without slinging mud like so many politians these day. Best of luck.
Julie
you got my vote:)
Deb
Great idea putting that link at the end, Dorn! It makes it so much easier to vote for you, don't you think? Good luck! Oldest Sis
Funny lady......go Dorn Go.....we need a cheerleading section....Sandi
hmmm....you're not at all indifferent about this, are you??? lol well...you have my vote! :)
gina
I, umm... well... I don't have a platform. But, I do have cake and malt liquor.
Good Luck, funny lady!
-Dan
http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/
lol
what? No mudslinging? No negative ads???
You know you have our vote...
HAHAHAHAHA JO
nice picture
hahaha thats funny ( the entry)
whoa wait the comment page on the blogs has changed wow bigger typing box and 2000 char. wow go J LAND lol
Christopher
PS.. you never answer my email why do u have 2 front doors lololol hahahaha
I voted dust bunniesss.. whoo!!
<3jackie
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