I spent the day at a meeting, and then it was right back on the Front End, taking care of customers.  After having Chicken Chow Mein for supper last night, and then the leftovers for breakfast, my gullet was bursting with fragrance!  Being the conscientious person that I am, I pinched off the urge until my shift was over.  I was able to maintain control until I got out to the truck, but then the flood gates were released and the heralds sounded.  I guiltily looked around to see if anyone had heard, but I was alone in the parking lot.  And it was at that time that I was glad that my wish as stated on my BLOGGERS ANONYMOUS Journal was not granted for I would have been surrounded by a rosy pink cloud!

 "Farts should be visable, so you can see them before you walk into a vapor cloud from one.  And they should be color coded so you know the bad ones from the really choke-you-so-you-can't-breath bad.  Farts happen, I know this, but if you could actually SEE the stink, then you'd have a chance of avoiding it.  If you turn down an aisle and see a red vapor cloud you'll know it was chili dogs, but the ailse beside it has a brown cloud which would indicate a worse olfactory rating coming from German beer and brats, so you can choose the lesser of the offenders.  And then the culprit of those vapors can't blame it on anyone else because that stink smoke would be trailing out their britches behind them!  I'm getting tired of people walking up after a fart-n-runner, and look at me like I might have had the indiscretion.  Besides, mommys don't fart, just ask my kids!  But if I did... it would be pink and smell like roses!"