As I stand on the thresh-hold of '45' (which is just 5 years shy of half a century) I realize that I am still every bit of the tomboy that I was as a kid. Oh, I'm not a total tomboy, I still have my feminine influences but truth be told, I'm more like one of the guys than I am like one of the girls.
I can belch with the best of them but I always follow up with 'excuse me'.
I'm good at playing 'quarters', the drinking game, but I always bail out early because of my allergy to alcohol.
I love football, but I pick my teams based on their team logo. If they don't look cool, they don't deserve to win the Superbowl.
I actually enjoy smoking a pipe on a rare occasion, but the tobacco has to be fruit or icecream scented.
I like bugs, from a distance.
I love war movies, but I always cry when the heros die.
I love the mountains, but am terrified of heights ( yeah, I don't get that one either)
I hunt for food and clean my own kill, but hate getting guts under my fingernails.
I drive a big pick-up truck, and blast Phantom of the Opera from the cd player.
My favorite outfit consists of blue jeans, and a white lace blouse.
I cuss like a sailor, but substitute with names of fruit around the kids.
And yes, I FART! but I'll always deny it because everyone knows that mommy's don't fart!
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ROFLMBO! Yep, I would have to agree, after this entry, you definitely have some Tomboy in ya!!!
I can relate to loving the mountains and being afraid of height, yet I have been over Trail Ridge probably 6-7 times now, which is the highest continous road in the United States. :-)
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Lmao too funny
LOL - I loved this entry! We women are such an enigma! Mommies don't fart in my house either!
Be well,
Dawn
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I can belch with the best of them too and only occasionally add an excuse me!! Oops!
~Amber
Ha cute entry. Paula
Guess what was sung at my wedding? All I Ask Of You. Love it. ;) C. http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies
of course Mommies don't fart...we toot!
Becky
Cute....Dorn you said allergy to drinking? Does your face flush? That happens to my daughter I wonder if it's a Japanese thing? My MIL could not drink, from the translation I got she said she looked like sunburn if she drank. Just wondering. Sandi
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