EASTER DUST BUNNY?

The kids woke to the absence of Easter Baskets this morning.  18 hard boiled eggs sat pale and colorless in a pot on the stove.  There were no jelly beans, no chocolate bunnies, no Peeps* (gasp!).  The only things on the table were last night's supper dishes.  There was no sign at all that the Easter Bunny had visited.  Coincidentally half of my beer stock was missing from the fridge.  A quick check of the Nanny-Cam offered this low resolution picture that will be submitted to the FBI for analysis.  While the leporidae in the picture is not being called a suspect at the moment, authorities considered it to be a 'rabbit of interest'.  If you see this dust bunny,  please contact the DBCofNA immediately.  Do not attempt to make contact with him, he is considered inebriated and high on jelly beans.

*I am in soooooo much trouble... I didn't pick up any Peeps and the store sold out of them last night before I got off work.  My kids are going to scream!   To them Easter is all about Jesus and Peeps!  Since I'm working and the others are out hunting, we'll do the Easter baskets later on this evening.  Maybe between now and then I'll be able to find some of those sugary marshmallow chicks.  Wish me luck!  Hahaha!  Watch, I'll be just as bad as my worst after-Easter customers... yeah, I'll fight someone over the last pack of Peeps if it means peace in the House of Oompa!