Friday, August 13, 2004

JUST WONDERING.....

Its been about 3 months since I found the condoms, and even longer since we last made love.  I don't think I remember how any more.  Does that mean I'm a virgin again?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

My sex drive is higher than my dh.So I am often teasing him that I think it has been so long that I am a virgin again!!
I am glad you are trying to keep a sense of humor -
I am also glad no one has emailed us trying to raise your bail money! : )
Yet.
Anita

Anonymous said...

    What condoms?  

Anonymous said...

Not yet.  It takes about seven years for the hyman to regrow, assuming you do not use tampons...

Anonymous said...

That is just awful Dorn. I'm so sorry. Dickidoo needs a reality check.

Anonymous said...

So go attack him if you want some...lol

Anonymous said...

Dickidoo needs a reality slap.
and YEP, i would say you are an all-in-white, made-over, chaste girl again. enjoy your newfound untouched glory. (go out and have your cherry popped.)
LOL, c

Anonymous said...

I could think of some things to call Dickidoo but I will be nice. Hope you are okay Dorn. It is easy to make jokes on the outside but if you ever need to talk I am a good listener.

Anonymous said...

I think to become an official virgin again, you'd have to ability to make your brain shrink back to the point it was at when you last believed the term... "Sure, I'll call you after this.  I swear."  or  "I'll respect you tomorrow.  Really."