NO FART ZONE

I was bound and determined not to make a fart/pee/poop/burp post today, just to prove that I was capable of doing so, but then I drank 2 Coronas while watching Hidalgo (dang, that guy has some dreamy eyes and that horse is kind of cute too!) without a potty break, and by the end of the movie I was ready to pop!  So even before the second line of credits appeared on the screen I was racing my daughter to the bathroom.  She lost and had to go upstairs while I enjoyed a 60 second pee.  60 seconds, 1 minute... thats not a long time unless you're peeing.  Then it seems like forever.  And it felt soooooo good!  I have to say that was the best 60 seconds of my entire day!  So sorry AOL, I tried, but what can I say, pee happens!