I sneaked into my old room last night after the game, shooting Dickidoo a message warning him of my presence so he wouldn't think I was some intruder who had hidden in his bed while he was at the game.
'Possession is 9/10th of the law,' I texted as I burrowed deep into the fluffy softness that I once took for granted. Despite the disappointment of my team losing to his team, sleep came easy. I was awakened some time later by his voice.
'Does this mean I have to sleep on the couch?'
'No, but you can if you want to.' I replied. I waited for the goading, the heckling and harrassment that I certainly would have dished out had the Broncos won... but he merely commented on the good game, fussed about parking and was snoring within minutes. Just like the old days, I thought before my snoring joined in the chorus. Dang, I miss that bed.
I'm looking at life differently now days. It's not so complicated any more. Happiness is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Ecstasy is two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Friends and family think I need a guy in my life to be happy. Why? I've got a fresh loaf of bread, a jar of Skippy and some blackberry jam. I'm good!
The moral of this story is: Enjoy life's simple pleasures, don't take anything (especially your mattress) for granted, and NEVER let me babysit your mascot when your team is playing my team and you go to the game without me!
Disclaimer: Gno gnomes were harmed during the making of this or the previous post.
8 years ago