Dickidoo has a death wish, I swear he does. He keeps pushing me and pushing me just to see how far he can push me. He does this because he knows I'll never kill him as long as there are Oompas still living with us. He knows I will never willingly be a single parent to the Oompas.
So he nags.
This morning he was supposed to get up before dawn and take the kids hunting. They slept in. But that didn't keep him from waking me up before I even had to get up for work. He just kept nudging me and shaking me until there was just no getting back to sleep.
And then he went right back to sleep. That dog!
So I occupied my spare time at work today scheming my revenge. I had the perfect plan worked out by the time I returned home this evening. But that guy is slick, he probably knew I would be planning some kind of retaliation and he was prepared.
With a bag full of Reese's Peanut Butter Fudge Bars.
Revenge will be mine... later, after I've finished my stash of Fudge Bars.
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