Question: Who designed the human body?
Answer: The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area? (author unknown)
My recreational area is currently off limits due to scheduled monthly maintenance and biohazard disposal. The one and only lifetime member of the resort is however forbidden to patronize other resorts at this time or risk losing all gold-club-member privileges (and possibly some of the member's own recreational equipment!)