Friday, March 31, 2006

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Question:  Who designed the human body?

Answer:  The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?  (author unknown) 

My recreational area is currently off limits due to  scheduled monthly maintenance and biohazard disposal.  The one and only lifetime member of the resort is however forbidden to patronize other resorts at this time or risk losing all gold-club-member privileges (and possibly some of the member's own recreational equipment!)

13 comments:

xomywayox said...

LOL.....Good response. I have that George Thorgood song running through my head...NO HooKie NooKie...you know the one.
I'm still looking for the guy who design the bra. I'm gonna shot him!


Brenda

deslily said...

I remember those days!.. heh.. (don't wish for it to be gone.. it's the only rest woman get! lol lol..)

sdoscher458 said...

You are too funny for words. Sandi

mumma4evr said...

LOL....and wiping my sore nose...Diet Pepsi hurts when snorted!
Becky

sunnyside46 said...

that is the best!
Marti

debbi4873 said...

That's some funny stuff, there, lady....
blessings

am4039 said...

lol this is so funny. Well who ever designed my body can come and fix it.

astaryth said...

ROFL!! Now, that's a great way to look at it!
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trickeytricky said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

Amanda :)
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debbi4873 said...

This is not only priceless, but absolutely hilarious.  You are so talented.

helmswondermom said...

Wonderful!  
Lori

gdlywom said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!  This is great!  You have an awesome sense of humor!!!! :-) LOL (Lots Of Love)



justaname4me2 said...

LOL Ok, I admit it, I was sneaking through your journal <could you feel the voyerism?> and I've decided to lift my comment embargo to say this entry produced audiable laughter that had my dog looking at me like I was a nut case and my cat sauntering off for more stable air.

I've had a great day at your journal, my vocabulary has officially been expanded and my face hurts from smiles and laughter!
Thank You!!
Rebecca