Friday, March 31, 2006

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Question:  Who designed the human body?

Answer:  The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?  (author unknown) 

My recreational area is currently off limits due to  scheduled monthly maintenance and biohazard disposal.  The one and only lifetime member of the resort is however forbidden to patronize other resorts at this time or risk losing all gold-club-member privileges (and possibly some of the member's own recreational equipment!)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL.....Good response. I have that George Thorgood song running through my head...NO HooKie NooKie...you know the one.
I'm still looking for the guy who design the bra. I'm gonna shot him!


Brenda

Anonymous said...

I remember those days!.. heh.. (don't wish for it to be gone.. it's the only rest woman get! lol lol..)

Anonymous said...

You are too funny for words. Sandi

Anonymous said...

LOL....and wiping my sore nose...Diet Pepsi hurts when snorted!
Becky

Anonymous said...

that is the best!
Marti

Anonymous said...

That's some funny stuff, there, lady....
blessings

Anonymous said...

lol this is so funny. Well who ever designed my body can come and fix it.

Anonymous said...

ROFL!! Now, that's a great way to look at it!
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Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

Amanda :)
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Anonymous said...

This is not only priceless, but absolutely hilarious.  You are so talented.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful!  
Lori

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!  This is great!  You have an awesome sense of humor!!!! :-) LOL (Lots Of Love)



Anonymous said...

LOL Ok, I admit it, I was sneaking through your journal <could you feel the voyerism?> and I've decided to lift my comment embargo to say this entry produced audiable laughter that had my dog looking at me like I was a nut case and my cat sauntering off for more stable air.

I've had a great day at your journal, my vocabulary has officially been expanded and my face hurts from smiles and laughter!
Thank You!!
Rebecca