You know you have really hit rock bottom when the only hair grooming implement you can find at 3 o'clock in the morning is a plastic fork. Do you know how long it takes to comb hair with a fork? Well, if its as long as mine it takes exactly 12 minutes! Grrrrrrrrrr!
Today was a snow day. Dickidoo and the Oompas had a 2 hour delay. Today should have been my day off but I had to work... on time... no snow day, no 2 hour delay. No 'stay home and be safe and warm' day. Nope, I had to get up at 3am, fork my hair, scrape the snow off my truck and drive to work on snow covered roads because even the snow plow drivers were still tucked in their warm beds at that ridiculous time of the morning.
Tomorrow is my regular day off. I get to sleep in until 6am. Woo hoo! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!