Thursday, November 2, 2006

LET THE VOTING BEGIN! (may the best dust bunny win)

               

Vote 'Dust Bunny Club of North America' as Most Humorous AOL Journal 2006!

I stand for:

* Freedom to fart in public!

* Guilt free uni-brows!

* Procrastination recognized as an acquired skill and not a weakness.

* Super Bowl Sunday should be a federal holiday.  If I have to work, I want double time!

* Chocolate as the 5th main food group.

* Tougher laws against nose picking while operating a moving vehicle.

* 'Fat' is the new 'thin'.

* 'Gray' is the new 'blonde'.

* Bloggers should be recognized as talented, creative writers, not labeled as 'computer addicts' and 'geeks'.

* Grandparents right to hug, squeeze and spoil grandbabies!

* Parents right to privacy in the bathroom... Nothing is so important that it has to be answered mid stream!

* Leaving the bathroom without any toilet paper should be a crime punishable by jail time.

* I believe that if it can wait, let it wait. 

* Why wash when you can toss... disposable is the new 'china'.

* Stupid people should have to wear a sign around their necks and a tag on their cars so others can avoid them.

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Click here to vote:  VIVI AWARDS POLL

Polls close on November 6th.

Thanks for your support. 

My name is Dornbrau, President of the Dust Bunny Club of North America, Most Humorous AOL Journal, and I approve of this message.

Fine Print:  You must have an AOL or AIM screen name to vote for Dust Bunnies.  Screennames are free if you vote for Dust Bunnies.  You can only vote for Dust Bunnies once.  However you can get your friends and family to vote for Dust Bunnies, and they can get their friends and family to vote for Dust Bunnies, etc.  Polls close on November 6 if you're voting for Dust Bunnies.  If you plan on voting for one of the 'other' blogs then you should wait to vote until after the 6th, like on the 7th or 8th, or even later would be fine.  If you need help chosing a worthy candidate, just ask me, I'll gladly help you decide.

16 comments:

missheathyrmaree said...

LMAO.
I voted this a.m., and you know it was for you :]
xoxo,
H

justplainbill said...

Great picture. Your campaign speech leaves me breathless. WTG nothing like asking people to vote especially for you.
You are a winner. Bill

deshelestraci said...

On my way to the polls!
Traci

mzgoochi said...

you got my vote Dorn. Good Luck!! :)

ps- great pic!!

princesssaurora said...

You look gorgeous in that pic!  I just voted!  Hope you win again!  You are my IDOL!

be well,
Dawn

glensfork4 said...

So you are running for President. Great you got my vote-lol...you had it anyways.
Good luck to ya.....
michele

midwestvintage said...

 Well now you know you got my vote, love your pictures and love that you said all that without slinging mud like so many politians these day.  Best of luck.

                    Julie

jckfrstross said...

you got my vote:)

Deb

squirrellywoman said...

Great idea putting that link at the end, Dorn! It makes it so much easier to vote for you, don't you think?  Good luck! Oldest Sis

sdoscher458 said...

Funny lady......go Dorn Go.....we need a cheerleading section....Sandi

rbrown6172 said...

hmmm....you're not at all indifferent about this, are you???  lol  well...you have my vote!  :)
gina

dpoem said...

I, umm...  well...  I don't have a platform.  But, I do have cake and malt liquor.  

Good Luck, funny lady!

-Dan
http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/

swmpgrly said...

lol

hestiahomeschool said...

what?  No mudslinging? No negative ads???

You know you have our vote...

cmarlow330 said...

HAHAHAHAHA JO


nice picture


hahaha thats funny ( the entry)

whoa wait the comment page on the blogs has changed wow bigger typing box and 2000 char. wow go J LAND lol



Christopher


PS.. you never answer my email why do u have 2 front doors lololol hahahaha


jackiebenice said...

I voted dust bunniesss.. whoo!!

<3jackie