I took the girls to the store yesterday to get some last minute things for Rocky's holiday weekend camping trip with her friend's family. (any and all activities that promote peace and quiet in MY house by separating the girls into OTHER houses is greatly encouraged and appreciated). When we passed the lingerie department I caught sight of a large but delicate bra.
Holy mackerel, is that for your boobs or your butt?
Okay, I said the bra was delicate, no me! But really, it was HUGE! I'll tell you what, if I walked into the bedroom with the natural endowments in which to fill a bra of that proportion, Dickidoo would probably never let me walk back out!
But back up for a second, because my initial reaction got me to thinking....
A bra for your butt....
I've seen padded panties for those poor souls who have no cushioning on their back side, but that is not my problem. I've got more than enough cushion, it has just succumbed to the pull of gravity over the years, pretty much like my boobs, except there are push-up bras to fix that little age related flaw. What I need is a push-up panty to perk my cheeks back up into place. If that were to happen even J-Lo would be looking my way with envy, cos believe me, this baby's got back, its just riding a little low at the moment.
So Hanes, Fruit of a Loom, Playtex, John Deere, who ever is up to the challenge... Make me a 'pick-em-up' panty!
(Did I mention how quiet it is in the house with only one girl home? Ahhhhh... peace at last!)