Monday, June 5, 2006

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Okay, it might not have been run and re-run a gazillion times on FoxNews, CNN, CBS, ABC and NBC.  It may not have made the headlines across the nation and I'm probably the only person in the www who is blogging about it, but I had a wardrobe malfunction yesterday at work.   Granted, I was still fully covered by my brassiere, not some glittery piece of metal stapled on to that tender region, and while I may not be quite as perky as Ms. Jackson, there is no arguing the length of my cleavage. 

I have no idea how long my button had been open before someone told me.  I figure being embarrassed by the thought that countless people before then might have caught a glimpse of my bra... is a useless emotion.  What can I say but 'oops'.  It does make me suspect of all the complements I had received on my black and aqua blouse prior to that though. 

I didn't even get a side note in the editorial section of the local paper... no photograph with a black square over my exposed region.  No public outcry or outrage.

It just doesn't quite seem fair.

11 comments:

xomywayox said...

Aw a boob shot and we missed it! Damn the good luck. LoL Yet another lost kodak moment.

Brenda
http://journals.aol.com/xomywayox/BrendasWay/

demandnlilchit said...

You're lucky no one tried to slip a dollar bill in your bra strap!!!!! Dorn ya crack me up girl!

missheathyrmarie said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha.  You must have a great publicisit who was able to keep it out of the media ;)

cmarlow505 said...

lolololololol

( CENSORED ) !

lololololol

princesssaurora said...

We 40ish mom's get no damn respect!!!!!

I mean really, can't one paper run the story... just for your ego???  sheesh...

be well,
Dawn

hestiahomeschool said...

A bra!!  That's modest compared to Shelby attempting to show my 45 year old boobies to the entire world!  ROFL

glopsey said...

Hey girl!!!

Boy, I need to do some catching up on you!!! I'm so glad you're still here, I love your journal, it's very uplifting and you can't be sad here. Woot!!!

I just became "legal" yesterday, in that I can now officially buy alcohol and not get in trouble, tehehehe.... not that I drink or am against drinking, I just don't. But it feels kind of neat that I can now. I'm the big 2-1 as of yesterday, scary that the constitution would allow such a thing. :)

Starting a new blog (again). Pretty much will be using this one. Not as nice as the other journals I've had, but I made it more for me then anything. Hopefully, I stick with it this time!!! Oh, who am I kidding, I've made 5 million of the things already........

Love ya sweety, but not in that weird.... well, you know.... THAT way.......

http://journals.aol.com/glopsey/FindingMe

I don't have anything in it yet.

hewasolddog299 said...

Well, just to make you feel better, if you'd run a photo of the offending "slip" I'll try to diagnose the cause of the problem... :D

wil

http://dailysnooze.blogspot.com/

mumma4evr said...

LOL
Becky

wumzels2 said...

gosh, dorn, i wish i had something to "pop out".  i am 52 and still waiting on puberty to hit...............sigh...........some folks (like you) get all the glory........and boobs..............double sigh................

regina

am4039 said...

I can't believe that it was not on the news. That is not fair. Next time don't worry it will be first page coverage. LOL.