Friday, June 16, 2006

MORAL 'BOOSTER' and extra toilet paper?

I bought a new bra yesterday.  I decided to accept the reality that I am no longer the same size I used to be so I selected a bra that was not only wider, but 'bigger' as well.  Later, when I put it on I was amazed by how comfortable the foundation garment was.  I swear I heard Jennifer Warnes and Joe Cocker singing "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong" playing in the background as 'the twins' were lifted back to their rightful place at my chest rather than my waist where they had spent the past few years.  I could be Dolly Parton's twin... only I'm wider, darker, Asian, brunette... but other than that... we're identical!  I have 'perked' and am now higher than my elbows, WOO HOO!

Something else miraculous happened here.  Its been almost 2 weeks since I last bought toilet paper, and we still have 2 full rolls in the house!  Now, I'm not sure if that's a good thing, considering that the kids are on vacation and home ALL the time, but for some reason, now that they are spending more time at home, they used less toilet paper than they did during the school year when they were at school for 6 hours a day.  Hmmmm......  Not sure this is a good thing at all!


deslily said...

.... and the name of the "wonder bra" is....???  I could use one!  but then again... at my age no one cares anyway LOL... hmmm, could be the first benefit I've found about being old!!    Ok.. the second.  The first is always that I can say anything I want now and blame it on old age..heh.

princesssaurora said...

LOL... I relate about the twins!!!  A good bra is a damned important thing in our 40s isn't it?  The toilet paper mystery... hmmm.... keep us posted!

be well,

xomywayox said...

Bolder Holder, Boob Slinger, Helga The Horrible, omg I could go and on. But I still hate the MAN who invent these damn things!!



cmarlow330 said...


well if you wanna be her twin....... I will go to the local wig shoppe here and find you a blonde wig and mail it to CO for you hahahaha

now........ just gotta work on your southern accent lolololololololo hahaha

~ Christopher ~

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missundazstood58 said...

  Hey Dorn,
           You can make me laugh at any time. Well you know the old saying there is more to love straight up with Dolly then you are doing well. Since I was left out in that department my departed husband said more then a mouth full was enough. I used my bra for a sling shot. I love your your journal full of humor be back to read more.

                                                     Patty Ann

am4039 said...

I need a new bra so bad. I have been talking about for 6 months and my boobs are hanging down. You are my inspiration. This weekend I'm getting a new one. I hope they start using more toilet paper, lol.

sunnyside46 said...

maybe since you are not using it to pad your old bra?

sdoscher458 said...

It's good to laugh first thing in the am...and you certainly fit the bill.  I got such a visual of you in the new bra that I am LOL....could be me.  Sandi