Saturday, November 11, 2006

NEW BRONCO FAN? and thong warning

I was the designated driver to the show last night.  Dickidoo wanted to loosen up with a bit of alcohol so he could try to go under.  The whole way down he sat next to me in Big Red making his new leather Steelers jacket squeak and creak.  I didn't mind because I wanted him to get hypnotized and then I would turn him into the biggest Broncos fan in the state of Colorado!  Alas, it was not to be, he just couldn't relax enough.  That's okay, it won't be long before the Steelers are no longer the current Super Bowl champions and I won't have to hear about their 'greatness' (Oh puh-leeze!) any more.

A quick observation before anyone runs out to buy a thong that is two sizes too small.  You can't fart while wearing a thong that is two sizes too small... it is physically impossible.  I recommend briefs following a Mexican meal.

Hey, AOL... now that I've been crowned as 'Most Humorous Journal', don't you think its about time that you add the word 'fart' to your journal spell check?

15 comments:

swmpgrly said...

I think they should honor your spell check request!

mzgoochi said...

I bet that thong fart was whistling like a reed in the wind. LMAO!!! Love you Dorn!

jeadie05 said...

Thankyou for visiting my journal ,he he he ,I can see how you won most humerous journal ,I have put you on my alerts and will be back ,love Jan xx

midwestvintage said...

Farting in a thong would probably cause a tramatic hemorrhoidectomy in my case, OUCH!  Sorry you couldn't get a new Bronco fan.

                  Julie

beckieramos said...

Hee Hee! True! Have a great weekend! God bless, beckie

nhd106 said...

ROFL!  It's funny that no matter how old we get, farting is just plain funny!

Nancy

http://journals.aol.com/nhd106/Nancyluvspix/entries/2006/11/11/and-now...for-something-completely-different/1313

jckfrstross said...

ROFL you are too much:) becareful wearing a thong under see thru clothes:)

Deb

rbrown6172 said...

roflol...you are too funny.
gina

heathermarie3073 said...

Just stopping by to say congratulations on your Vivi award!!  I'll be back.
xoxo, Heather

jeanno43 said...

Congratulations on your Vivi award.

http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

missheathyrmaree said...

ha ha.
I thought Dickidoo was smart?  The Steelers are not going to win--The COLTS are!
Bwahahahah!
xox,
H

deshelestraci said...

i was wondering why you left the spell check on.  Funny.
Traci

cacklinrosie101 said...

Congratulations on your VIVI award!  ROFLAMO...being from Pittsburgh, I can readily admit that this year the Steelers can't play their way out of a paper bag let alone win another Super Bowl.  Chris

vampjack said...

My girlfriend tx'd me when I was at work last week to complain about my cat - he jumped up on her lap, farted & then got off again!! I only recently discovered your journal but am a regular visitor, congrats on the vivi you definitely deserve it...VampJack x

mutualaide said...

Congrats on your Vivi, Dorn.  Oh, uhm ... you really did buy a thong?  ROFLMAO!!!!