I was the designated driver to the show last night. Dickidoo wanted to loosen up with a bit of alcohol so he could try to go under. The whole way down he sat next to me in Big Red making his new leather Steelers jacket squeak and creak. I didn't mind because I wanted him to get hypnotized and then I would turn him into the biggest Broncos fan in the state of Colorado! Alas, it was not to be, he just couldn't relax enough. That's okay, it won't be long before the Steelers are no longer the current Super Bowl champions and I won't have to hear about their 'greatness' (Oh puh-leeze!) any more.
A quick observation before anyone runs out to buy a thong that is two sizes too small. You can't fart while wearing a thong that is two sizes too small... it is physically impossible. I recommend briefs following a Mexican meal.
Hey, AOL... now that I've been crowned as 'Most Humorous Journal', don't you think its about time that you add the word 'fart' to your journal spell check?
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I think they should honor your spell check request!
I bet that thong fart was whistling like a reed in the wind. LMAO!!! Love you Dorn!
Thankyou for visiting my journal ,he he he ,I can see how you won most humerous journal ,I have put you on my alerts and will be back ,love Jan xx
Farting in a thong would probably cause a tramatic hemorrhoidectomy in my case, OUCH! Sorry you couldn't get a new Bronco fan.
Julie
Hee Hee! True! Have a great weekend! God bless, beckie
ROFL! It's funny that no matter how old we get, farting is just plain funny!
Nancy
http://journals.aol.com/nhd106/Nancyluvspix/entries/2006/11/11/and-now...for-something-completely-different/1313
ROFL you are too much:) becareful wearing a thong under see thru clothes:)
Deb
roflol...you are too funny.
gina
Just stopping by to say congratulations on your Vivi award!! I'll be back.
xoxo, Heather
Congratulations on your Vivi award.
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ha ha.
I thought Dickidoo was smart? The Steelers are not going to win--The COLTS are!
Bwahahahah!
xox,
H
i was wondering why you left the spell check on. Funny.
Traci
Congratulations on your VIVI award! ROFLAMO...being from Pittsburgh, I can readily admit that this year the Steelers can't play their way out of a paper bag let alone win another Super Bowl. Chris
My girlfriend tx'd me when I was at work last week to complain about my cat - he jumped up on her lap, farted & then got off again!! I only recently discovered your journal but am a regular visitor, congrats on the vivi you definitely deserve it...VampJack x
Congrats on your Vivi, Dorn. Oh, uhm ... you really did buy a thong? ROFLMAO!!!!
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