Wednesday, November 29, 2006

FORKING MY HAIR, and a snow day for everyone but me.

You know you have really hit rock bottom when the only hair grooming implement you can find at 3 o'clock in the morning is a plastic fork.  Do you know how long it takes to comb hair with a fork?  Well, if its as long as mine it takes exactly 12 minutes!  Grrrrrrrrrr!

Today was a snow day.  Dickidoo and the Oompas had a 2 hour delay.  Today should have been my day off but I had to work... on time... no snow day, no 2 hour delay.  No 'stay home and be safe and warm' day.  Nope, I had to get up at 3am, fork my hair, scrape the snow off my truck and drive to work on snow covered roads because even the snow plow drivers were still tucked in their warm beds at that ridiculous time of the morning.

Tomorrow is my regular day off.  I get to sleep in until 6am.  Woo hoo!  Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!


nhd106 said...

Lol..a fork...I've had to be pretty creative myself at times!  : )


midwestvintage said...

That is a new one for me and I thought I had heard them all.  Too bad about having to work.  I also always have to go in, no snow days for me.  If I can't make they send someone to get me.  By snowmobile a couple of times.  They can always get me to work but getting me thats a different story!


mzgoochi said...

A fork? LOL I'll have to remember that. Enjoy tomorrow!! :)

deshelestraci said...

No matter how you call it, that make for a bad hair day!  Anything at 3 am sounds terrible, except sleep.

sdoscher458 said... made me spew my coffee.  If I attempted that I know the fork thingies would break off in my hair.  Oh I hope that you have a great day off.....enjoy the darn snow....Sandi

jckfrstross said...

LOL thats what pony tails are for:)


princesssaurora said...

LOL... Oh you make me laugh... and today that is a hard thing to do ...  

be well,

nightmaremom said...

OMG!!  A fork?  LOL  Sorry don't mean to laugh.. but I  never comb or brush my hair.. use my fingers.. too long and curly.  LOL  Sorry 'bout the snow... and thanks for the warning no doubt it is headed here.  GRRRRR  

brainwhispers said...

I use a spoon to comb my hair.
I usually use the forks to clean my toe nails!

royallsgoddess said...

hahah, yall are funny.
thanks for the nice comment Dorn, i think we already do have a bit in common. chocolate an all! well, ill be reading your daily journals often, so youll be hearing from me again, take care.


pridegal113 said...

WOW your life is by far busier than mine, My heart goes out to you. If it makes you feel any better most of us in Florida envy your snow. :) Also I wanted to let you know that my son is in Ft. Knox and my Cousin is in Ft. Campbell. So basically you get the snow, I get the sun and our sons meet in the middle. Nice!! Pridegal113

jackiebenice said...

ahhh.. i hate trying to find things when im rushing for work..thankfully i dont leave my brush in the kitchen, so ive never had to use a fork lol.

take care!


royallsgoddess said...

my journal was deleted for some odd reason..this is a link for the new one i got..