Wednesday, May 16, 2007

ACCIDENTAL BLING

I'm positively dazzling, and nobody can tell.

I bought a container of Mary Kate and Ashley cosmetic glitter for the girls last year to enhance their costuming for last year's Renaissance Festival.  A little bit goes a long way, and the girls have lousy aim.

Yesterday when I went to the bathroom I found the powder fine glitter coating almost every surface.

When I left the bathroom there was still powder fine glitter coating almost every surface...

Except for the toilet seat.

The powder fine glitter that once coated the toilet seat coated my hiney.

Positively dazzling.

Positively wasted.

Well, not entirely.  Naturally I had to admire my sparkling buns in the mirror first.

24 carat moons! 

17 comments:

coelha said...

LOL...  Be thankful your had a glittery seat and not a wet one!!  Thanks for the laugh!   Julie :)  

mutualaide said...

Well darn!  No picture?  ROFLOL!  

deshelestraci said...

Oh that is funny!
Traci

sdoscher458 said...

I can guess that the girls are shining.  That stuff goes everywhere. Years ago my house underwent a similiar explosion, due to teenage angst. Lol...Sandi

rdautumnsage said...

Lol , sounds like me at Christmas! The idiotic Christmas tags that have glitter on them, along with the decorations. I always have glitter somewhere. But I have to hand it to you, Never did have a dazzling moon LOL! (Hugs) Indigo

justplainbill said...

Dorn, good to see you are back to your old self with this post. Are trying for the best comic journal for the VIVI awards? Bill

jckfrstross said...

HA HA too funny

Deb

midwestvintage said...

Funny, shine on, shine on harvest moon......

                                Julie

glensfork4 said...

Jody-that is just as good as the email going around with the lady washing up to go to the GYN, and the washcloth she used had her daughters glittery stuff on it, and the DR says "wow you dressed it up for me today" LOL....

Michele

mzgoochi said...

LMAO!!! Boy, did I ever need that laugh this morning.

Love, Lahoma

chadandjen1216 said...

You are absolutly hilarious!  Thanks for making me smile! - Jennie

tkelliher617 said...

Great I needed the laugh!  
Tabatha

hestiahomeschool said...

Now that's a welcome thought!!

motoxmom72 said...

LOLOLOL!!!  too funny!!!
Hugs,
Gina

princesssaurora said...

Well, if you were feeling a bit randy you could have showed Dickidoo!  LOL

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

gandsbrock said...

LOL!  Thanks for the laugh!  Just visiting.  I brought chocolates - Caramacs from Hawaii.
http://journals.aol.com/gandsbrock/inperpetualmotion/
Stephanie

ceilisundancer said...

LOL.  ever hear the story of the woman who raced to an almost- forgotten gyn appointment?  She raced her kids off to school, grabbed a washclothe from the bathroom to clean herself up with, and raced off.  The doctor actually made comments to her about her appearance "down there."  Her youngest gets home from school, runs straight into the bathroom for her washcloth where she'd saved all of her special colored glittery things in.    Maybe it's good you admired yours, yourself. :)  -- Robin