Wednesday, May 9, 2007

SOME QUESTIONS ARE BEST LEFT UNANSWERED

I walked into the restroom yesterday and was greeted by a floater.  I am no longer surprised by unflushed commodes but yesterday I was flabbergasted.

Not only was there a floater in the unflushed toilet, but the toilet seat was up...

I think what a person does behind the closed latrine door is completely personal.  There is no real right or wrong way.  There are no instruction manuals or users guides that comes with a shiny new Kohler.  You won't find "Hi, whats your favorite way to drop a load?" on the list of 1,000,000 Most Popular Conversation Starters.

So what really happened there?  My mind reels at the possibility and yet there can only be one explanation. 

Why was the toilet seat up? 

Did someone actually raise the seat and dump standing up?

15 comments:

deshelestraci said...

Oh, that is something I don't care to ponder!  LOL
Traci

coelha said...

My goodness!  I'm sure if the seat was up when "it" made contact with the water, there was a pretty big splash!!  Julie :)

princesssaurora said...

Ewwww... I cannot imagine...

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

plittle said...

Sounds to me like a very carefully laid trap...
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

lisbrws said...

God I hope not!

mumma4evr said...

splash!!!!
becky

cmarlow330 said...

LOL.. omg I used the tolits up front this morning up by Coustomer Service... omg there so dang annoying... they got that stupid Sensor on the wall and like if you barely move the wrong way LOL its like you get your butt cleaned with cold water hahaha... friggen thing goes off and lol wow let me tell you it woke me up this morning ahahahahaha.... Im like wtf whats the point of the senor if its got that little button up above the senor to Manually flush the tolit lol.

Im shocked yall dont have those in Colorado? in your Wal*Marts

xoxox,
Christopher

http://journals.aol.com/cmarlow330/ChristophersJournal/




tendernoggle said...

I can not stand to g into a bathroom and some idiot did not flush...what the heck are they scared of??? llol lol
love ya,
carlene

sdoscher458 said...

Yikes, people are slobs. It does boggle the mind...Sandi

rdautumnsage said...

And you wonder why I avoid public restrooms at all cost? All I could think of is someone had a wet butt afterwards no matter how careful they where. Why someone doesn't flush is beyond me. (Hugs) Indigo

tkelliher617 said...

OK you got me ready to pee my pants from laughing so hard.
Tabatha :)

wumzels2 said...

dorn, go to my journal below and read "bathroom oddities".  i feel your pain girlfriend, lol.

http://journals.aol.com/wumzels2/SEDUCTIONOFLIFE/

regina

plieck30 said...

Yuck! Paula http://journals.aol.com/plieck30/Iwantedtobeacowgirl

helmswondermom said...

Gross! lol
Lori

deshelestraci said...

Happy Late Mother's Day!
Traci