Friday, September 5, 2008

LOOKING MY AGE...

In a week I will be 48 years old so I have decided that it is time I started acting and looking like a 48 year old woman, starting with my boobs.  I'm tired of wondering if guys were checking out my boobs or my knees when they talk to me and gaze downward.  On pay day I splurged and bought a super-dooper-mega-push-em-up bra, and presto, amazo!  My boobs are once again located above my waist and my cleavage no longer stretches from my chest all the way down to my belly button...

Until I take off my  super-dooper-mega-push-em-up bra and I once again resemble an old over milked heifer, sigh........... 

But you can bet when I celebrate my birthday at the Santana concert in Denver that the twins will be rolled up and tucked away in my super-dooper-mega-push-em-up bra and I'll be bouncing around like a giddy teenaged groupie.

Until, of course, I take off my super-dooper-mega-push-em-up bra, but that will be Dickidoo's problem then....

13 comments:

garnett109 said...

No comment here! LMAO!

dbp2000 said...

Darn!  I wish I did not relate, but I do.  Thanks for the laugh.  

Donna

candlejmr said...

Oh I SOOOOO totally understand......only it aint' just my boobs that are sagging....seems like EVERYTHING is!! (And I will be 48 in May!)

((hugs))
Jeanne

cdj0423 said...

LMAO...I'm a new reader...and, well I guess I "hooked" now!
thanks for the jiggles...oops I mean giggles!
cindi

sdoscher458 said...

Well dear, Happy Almost Birthday to you.  As far as sagging thats what they invented those pushups for...lol...pity the man who starts to sag, he doesn't have a boulder holder super dooper pusher upper. You are still a baby lady in terms of age...talk to me when you reach 65....love, Sandi

deshelestraci said...

Hee hee!  
Traci

chat2missie said...

You are too funny! LOL
Missie

cmarlow480 said...

OH GOD JO........ Thats MORE than I wanted to know about the over milking hahahaha

* clears the nasty thoughts lol *

~ Christopher ~

http://cmarlow480.blogspot.com/

glensfork4 said...

You may want to get an extra super duper mega just in case you throw the wearing one onto the stage :)-


Have a blast...I love Santana...

"Now it's a HOT one........."

Michele

swmpgrly said...

oh lordy, where can I get a bra like that?

rdautumnsage said...

Those super dooper mega push em up bras come in handy. Some days all it takes to clean off a counter is to turn around. (hugs)Indigo

helmswondermom said...

And I bet that's one problem that Dickidoo doesn't mind at all!
Lori

wumzels2 said...

i just wish i HAD boobs...........i would break out the duct tape and voila, cleavage.  but alas, i will just continue to wait on puberty.......at age 54.

be blessed, dorn,

regina