Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ouch Part II, and boxers or briefs?

Did you know that the handle of a pan left in a 350° oven for one hour is 350° ?  Did you know if you grasp the 350° handle of said pan with a bare hand covered only in charcoal dust from the BBQ grill that the charcoal will cook into your finger prints? 

Not to worry though, I'm sure the black particles will come off once the blisters peel.

I am beginning to think I should have come with a warning label.

"Caution, may be hazardous to yourself."

I went to the store last night, gimping in my clogs and wishing I had worn the fur trimmed forest green velvet house slippers.  I bought Gabe some Dickies pants to wear and would have bought him more stuff but I found myself stumped.

Boxers or briefs?  My own son and I have no idea.


glensfork4 said... must be having an accident spree....maybe you should stay home hehe


2 days......woooooo hoooooo

chat2missie said...

I think you need to be wrapped up in bubble wrap until this bad luck phase runs it's course! LOL  Hope you have a better day.

deshelestraci said...

Maybe some bubble wrap and some duct tape would keep you out of trouble!  I kind of doubt it though!!!!

sdoscher458 said...

Weren't you taught not to Play with fire? I hate burns, heal fast dear. Maybe you should just sit in a corner for the next two days, put your feet out and come to when he walks in the door...that might work...happy for you that he's almost here.  I'm losing my youngest to the call of Northwestern wilds of Washington state in about two weeks....I can see travel in my future, Sandi

frankandmary said...

Maybe a thong?  Come on Jo, he isn't going to tell you. ~Mary

swmpgrly said...

OK you need to go to bed till your son comes home so you dont injure yourself so bad that he dont recordnise

cmarlow480 said...

JESUS JO..... You are starting to become a butterfinger LOL first the broken toe NOW you've done cooked your fingers on the grill.. LOL Yeah I think I agree with everyone else time to just lock yourslelf in your Bedroom for 2 days and do NOTHING... LOL.... I mean it would be for your own good LOL

~ Christopher ~