Thursday, June 19, 2008

STAY OF EXECUTION and a new job.

Dickidoo has decided to accept my appeal and has agreed to let me keep my beloved pick-up Big Red for one more year.  Of course in doing so he has committed himself to repairing the somewhat sticky steering that has pumped up my right biceps to a glorious tone of brawn and muscle.  I look like a right handed Popeye.

I have a new job.  I still work at "The Store", but in a new department.  I can't discuss it online, but what I will say is that I have an office.  And with that office come KEYS!  I have KEYS!  And PEOPLE!  I have PEOPLE!  Woo Hoo!  I even have my very own file cabinet drawer.  Okay, so it's just a drawer, but if I do good I will get my very own FILE CABINET!  Hey, in my job if you have an office, let alone a file cabinet drawer then you're SOMEBODY!

So let me tell you about my first day in my job as SOMEBODY.  I'm dancing through the hallway jingling my keys so everyone will see that I have keys to an office, with my very own file cabinet drawer, and I stop in front of the office to try out my new keys.  The first key doesn't work so I try the second key.  It didn't work either so I try again.  Then I spot a second lock so I try each of the keys in it.  Once again my efforts are unsuccessful.  Dumbfounded I step back and study the door as if through the power of telepathy I could unlock the locks.  That was when I noticed the narrow peep window in the door.  My office doesn't have a narrow peep window.  For the past few minutes I had been trying, under the careful surveillance of a couple of security cameras, to break into the store manager's office.


I finally got into MY office, and opened my file cabinet drawer where I found my training packet.  Its a beat up old file cabinet drawer, a little rusty in the corners, but it's all mine, in my musty little office.  Tomorrow I get voice mail and an email address.  I'm moving on up.  Yahoo!


justplainbill said...

Jodi, congrats on your new position ad office. enjoy them, Bill

princesssaurora said...

Congrats to you!!!!  Yay!

be well,

astaryth said...

Congrats on the new job... AND getting to keep Big Red!! Inquiring minds are curious though... how about an e-mail of what your were promoted to?? LOL!

cmarlow480 said...

WOW JO.... Moving up at Communist*Mart lol.... (as I call it )

congradulations.... I think I have a feeling what your job is.. hmmmm bc I know which ppl had email addresses and which ones didnt.. hmmmmm

--- Christopher

garnett109 said...

Good for you now you get to waste time playing solitaire on the puter!

candlejmr said...

Keys....people...and office AND voicemail!!!!


Sounds awesome....(lol)  Hope MONEY comes with those things too!!!


sdoscher458 said...

Yea..Big Red is saved, at least for awhile. Good luck on the new job, moving on up are you? I can remember the first time I got my own office I was walking on air for quite a few are a nice person and you deserve it, Sandi

deshelestraci said...

That's pretty cool, you trying to break into the wrong office!  LOL  I hope the "Evil Empire" treats you well!

chat2missie said...

Congrats on moving up in your job!  Have a good weekend.

frankandmary said...

You were "somebody" to me way before you had an office, keys & a drawer, but I am very glad for the promotion. I'm thinking you may be a dreaded manager. I have been a dreaded manager. The 2 words really do go together :-).

wumzels2 said...

regina wets pointing finger and applies it to the new and improved HOT DORN!!!  congrats jodi.  well deserved, my dear.  but, if it IS the dreaded manager position, i am sure there will be some turbulence ahead...........just hold on tight and be yourself.

love ya,


nativesnowfoot said...

OMG! YOU GOT IT! and you thought they were just pulling your leg! Its fun out here but i do miss the mountains and the daily mayhem. I'll check in on this page more often and see whats all going on Whilst I'm away. Oh yea, its not the pink haired girlfriend anymore,,,its cotton candy colored.

swmpgrly said...

lol you go girl

mutualaide said...

Congrats!  I too started out with a drawer and now I have an entire room and many file drawers all to myself.

Wait.  Is that good?