Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Because it's my day off and there is nothing worth watching on TV....

  • While engaged in surveillance in the baking aisle yesterday I discovered that at $2.88 an ounce, pure vanilla extract runs $368.64 a gallon. If you think paying $2.34 a gallon for gasoline is bad, just be glad your car doesn't run on vanilla!
  • Vanilla extract is commonly stolen and consumed in grocery stores as a tasty alcoholic beverage. It's an easy target for alcoholic shoplifters but if you were to buy it by the pint as one might in a liquor store we're talking $46.08 or $97.92 a liter! It would be cheaper to buy Hennessey.
  • There are 28 messages (and counting) on our Comcast voice mailbox, but we don't know how to access the messages... so if you left us a message, we didn't get it.
  • I have 467 unopened emails in my AOL mailbox, so if you wrote to me there, I didn't get it. I remember when I used to stare at the little mailbox and wait for the mailman to say 'You've got mail', then pounce on the little envelope to see who was writing to me. I am no longer excited by promises of penile enlargement.
  • Foamy rocks! <-- clicky (warning, heavy sarcasm and profanity)
  • So does Mr. President! <-- clicky (re-post, but I really REALLY love this)
  • Bush wasn't a popular president (I liked him), but he's looking better and better every day.
  • With just 85 days until Christmas there is still time to make it to the Nice list. Quick, send me chocolate and I'll put in a good word for you.
  • Of all the possible letter, symbol and space combinations, this is what I found today. Beware, tomorrow is another day off!

3 comments:

garnett109 said...

I like foamy too!

Christopher M said...

Lol Jo check your AOL mailbox I sent you some instructions to try about your COMCAST VOICE thing ha ha ha Leave it up to Christopher to find out how to find things LOL

xoxoxoxo
Christopher

http://life-accordingtochristopher.blogspot.com/

Dawn said...

Looking forward to hearing more from you!!!

be well...