Thursday, September 24, 2009

Bleep.. bleep, bleep (censored)

I have been blogging about my life for over 5 years now. I blog about every thing, the good, the bad, the ugly and the smelly in my life. I blog about work, I blog about my football team (go BRONCOS!), I blog about my pets... the goldfish eating goldfish, the shit eating dog and the dog eating cat... I blog about the mess in my kitchen and the absence of toilet paper in my bathroom. But mostly I blog about my kids, my husband and myself.

And more recently I have blogged about how my chaotic, imperfect but for the most part happy life was turned upside down. Blogging has been therapeutic for me. It served as a vent and helped me through this extreme life changing event.

But I have been asked not to blog about this particular subject any more because it has upset the delicate balance of parallel lives.

Interesting.....

Can you say 'tough titty'?!

Yeah, well, apparently I can't and I agreed not to blog about... that which I have agreed not to blog about.

Which leaves me little else to blog about except for the same ole, same ole!

(Sorry gang, not my fault!)

So, here goes Dust Bunny, censored edition:

Rocky brought home some little goldfish she won at the Colorado State Fair and we placed them in the tank with Henry, the homicidal goldfish. Nobody has seen the littlest one for over a week. Ironically Henry seems to have grown a little and he appears to be smiling. In other news, we are down to 4 rolls of toilet paper from the 24 pack Santa (aka Gabe) delivered 9 days ago. That's more than 2 rolls a day! Amazing.

And how about them BRONCOS!

18 comments:

Amy said...

Dorn Censored? What the....

BlueRidge Boomer said...

Oh Girl......you blog about anything you want...it's OK with me! I have one of those dog eating cats, also.....LindaMay

Dawn said...

I think that is patently unfair!

You should be able to blog about your feelings whenever you want.

be well...

Michelle said...

Hey, have probably been reading for about as long (5 years), but rarely comment. Had to comment on this one though.

First of all, I LOVE your humor, you make me smile (and laugh)about the comedy of errors that life brings. You keep it real...

I think it's a shame that you feel censored in this place, your space. Instead of censoring yourself, maybe you should censor those in your pararell life who can't deal with your feelings, your truth....

Just thinking...

Becky said...

oh...love you censored..or uncensored

Indigo said...

Censored? Because someone is a delicate "I'm going to melt if you don't" opinion? Oh hon, now isn't the time to put the gloves down. You've been fighting your way through this hurt bravely.

Either way I'll still read you. I do think you should be able to blog as you see fit on your own page. (Hugs)Indigo

Astaryth said...

I would tell the delicate little so and so that if they don't want to see it they can just push the little x at the top. Censoring You? I don't think so!

Still, I've been around her for almost as long as you've been blogging, so you know I will be here censored or uncensored. :)

Christopher M said...

Im sorry Jo but thats BULL @#$@ and you know it, if DICKADOO doesnt like you telling the truth and venting since, you kinda dont have him to vent to anymore, ITS YOUR BLOG and its YOUR PLACE to do it, thats what your blog is here for, and if he doesnt like it well, DONT get on AOL and click FAVORITES and click YOUR BLOG. Its simple as that.

I think Censorship is BULLCRAP and I never have censored my blog, well I leave things out if its too private, ive been looked down apon in the family for writing the truth about things, I just over look it and keep on trucking they have no say in my blog.

Even if you went private and didnt give DICKADOO access, I'd still read untill the divorce is over, then when you kick his ass out of the palace go public again :)

Its your blog, DONT let him bully you just cause your getting divorced from his sorry arse.

xoxoxox,
Christopher

http://life-accordingtochristopher.blogspot.com/

Sharlene said...

What he said!

Nyt said...

I must delurk to say this, I just can't help myself. If it is Dickidoo that has asked you to censor yourself, you must realize that you are no longer responsible for his comfort or happiness.
While you will always care for him in different ways, the era of putting his happiness ahead of your own is over. As women we often find ourselves putting everyone else and their happiness ahead of our own. Our children, our spouse and then perhaps us. Since your spouse has chosen to sever the partnership, he has lost his place in line. If writing here makes you happy, if it helps you, if it offers you comfort, then he has nothing to say about it.
On a snarkier, simpler note...this request illustrates that he's not all that interested in how YOU feel, or what YOU need, he appears to be more interested in his own comfort.
Just my two cents.....

Anonymous said...

You go girl! I write what you want too!!!!

Anonymous said...

We want to know who said what !!!!
If it was your dickadoo! tell him just don't read it!!!

moshell's lilbit of space said...

censored or not, I will still be here....


I do however think this is YOUR space and you should be able to write what you WANT.....

Anonymous said...

That's OK . Take up on your picture taking again. I miss your pictures...Lisa

Squirrellywoman said...

That's Ok. You can take up taking pictures again. I miss your fantastic pictures too...Lisa

Melanie said...

Well that ain't right...write what you want to......I will still be here!


Melanie

Kelly Dawn said...

so let me get this straight - you are sleeping on the FLOOR on a twin mattress - you are turning YOUR life upside down for someone else *ahem* to be happy - and now you are being censored? I do believe YOU are getting the SHIT end of the deal milady - I would be protesting loudly - WAY LOUDLY ....

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