Saturday, October 21, 2006

FAT IS THE NEW THIN

The fashion industry has finally given in to pressure from the health community as more and more agencies are banning overly thin models in favor of more curvacious and meaty models.  And there are none more curvacious and meaty than I.  Add a little botox to the lips and Presto Amazo!  I am.... the next Super Model!  With my Chunky Hunk Dickidoo by my side we shall surely be the Hottest Couple on the Planet.

For those of you who were not blessed with natural fluffiness, the up coming holiday season is sure to get you into shape.  Need a little jump start?  How about pumpkin pie fudge!  Becca brought me home a piece she got on a field trip and its to die for, and a sure fire way to tip the scales in your favor towards a new curalicious you!  Can't find it in your neck of the woods?  Just google 'pumpkin fudge' for several different recipes.  Jello pudding just came out with pumpkin pudding, I picked up a couple of boxes to try.  And Coffeemate has a Pumpkin Pie Creamer that is pretty tasty as well.  Yes, these are all just as rich as they are yummy, but remember... Fat is the new Thin!

Art and Becca have made it to the State Finals with their marching band.  They compete again this evening at 5:30.  This is the first year in the marching band for both of them.  They have been practicing so hard and have sacrificed so much over the past months.  They have missed out on parties and outings.  They missed hot meals and weekends just to play around.  They've had to endure months of their mother whining about how she never gets to see them anymore except to drive them to and from practice.  Even if they come away without placing this evening, they are already winners because they have achieved so much in so little time.  Oh how I wish I could be there to cheer them on in person!  I know I won't be able to sleep tonight until I hear the results.  Until then I shall keep my fingers crossed, and my toes crossed, and my arms and legs, and even my eyes crossed!  Go Mesa Ridge Grrrrrrizzzzlies!  Go Becca!  Go Art!  Woo hoo!

Either my spelling has improved and I haven't made one single mistake in this entry, or the Spell Check is still on the fritz.  I suspect the latter.  Perhaps the Spell Checker got a pink slip during the latest down sizing.  Sure was sorry to hear about the recent lay-offs, and what sucky timing, just before the holidays.  I sincerely wish all of the former AOL employees the best of luck.  I guess someone had to pay for our free service, I just wish it didn't have to be that way.

Oh, and one more thing before I forget because I know you all WANT to know...

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16 comments:

mumma4evr said...

ack!!!!!!!  don't remind me about Christmas!!!!   Becky

glensfork4 said...

Go Art!!! Go Becca!!!! Boy I should fit right in then for all the new styles-lol-(eyes rolling) Thanx again for the X-mas reminder....NOT
Michele
glensfork4@aol.com

amy122389 said...

hee hee....Adrian keeps asking me how many days til Christmas...  I always say 'Hold on..lemme go check Jody's journal 'cause she knows!'  LOL

Fat is the new thin?!  I'm allll over that one!

~Amy

jckfrstross said...

Go Mesa Ridge Grrrrrrrrrizzzzzzzlies and Art and Beca hope you win :) fat is the new thin i like that:)

Deb

trishaham said...

Pumpkin pie fudge. Boy does that sound delicious! I love pumpkin pie and Pumpkin cheese cake. i also love Pumpkin Spice coffee, that Green Mountain coffee puts out every fall. I will have to google the fudge fro recipes.

Congrats. on the kids and their marching bands in the State Finals. That is such an honor to make it that far. You must be so proud.

have a great evening.
Tia

deshelestraci said...

I am in, BABY!
Traci

hestiahomeschool said...

I made a homemade punkin pie last night. The consistancy was a bit off...however, I only got one weensy slice..when I got up in the morning it was all gone.

We think you are more beautiful with your regular lips. :-)

lots of love.
Kas

fisherkristina said...

Found your blog while surfing around.  I guess I am part of the new thin, I sure am fluffy, LOL.
I can't wait till Christmas.

Krissy
http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink

motoxmom72 said...

I also wish the best of luck to Art and Becca!  Way to go fashion industry!!  Curvaceous and meaty models.......AWESOME!  I am a plus size gal...it's nice to see it recognized.  Pumpkin pie fudge....MMMMMMMM.....Pumpkin Pie Creamer.......OMG........Pumpkin pudding........I'm going shopping today!!!!  I can get at least 2 out of the 3!!  OH...and Cold Stone Creamery has Pumpkin Ice Cream.  That ice cream with crumbles of graham cracker in it and it feels like I am eating Pumpkin Pie.  YUMMY!!!
Hugs,
Gina

motoxmom72 said...

64 days until Christmas!  I got a head start.  I put a layaway on for peanut earlier this month.  My son is 15 this year.....money...cd's, video games and gift cards and gosh knows what else for the boy!
Hugs,
Gina
http://journals.aol.com/motoxmom72/GinasWeigtLossJourney
http://journals.aol.com/motoxmom72/j-land-convention/

vampjack said...

Aaaarrggh don't mention christmas yet. I swear it gets earlier every year..see my entry for 8th october:

http://journals.aol.co.uk/vampjack/Firsttimefamilyman/entries/613

Regards...Vamp x

sugarsweet056 said...

Congrats on you ViVi nomination from a fellow nominee!
Come visit me. :)
Have a lovely day,
Sugar
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for best pets:
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for best single entry:

princesssaurora said...

Wooohooo!  Go Art and Becca!  And, you and Dickidoo will have a run for your money by me and my hubby... we too are way ahead in the Fat is the new Thin!!! lol

be welll
Dawn

sazzylilsmartazz said...

Hello, just stopping by to congratulate you on your Vivi nominations and to wish you the very best of luck.  
Dianna
http://journals.aol.com/sazzylilsmartazz/DiannasMindlessMusings/
http://journals.aol.com/sazzylilsmartazz/SazzyKreationz/

jackiebenice said...

Ack...Christmas is coming way too soon.

~jackie
http://journals.aol.com/jackiebenice/blah/

Oh yeah && NICE LIPS! lol.
take care

bgilmore725 said...

Your humor is sharp and witty... I love it. And you are beautiful in your fluffiness! I'm glad  stopped by. YOu and the other nominees really are the best in funny.

Bea