Wednesday, April 4, 2007

HAUNTED?

Something strang is going on in the House of Oompa.  Whole bags of cookies disappear, empty soda cans appear out of nowhere.  Boxes of chocolate covered Macadamia nuts are found empty and yet nobody will confess to devouring the luscious and expensive confections.  Where did they go?  Dirty dishes lay scattered around the house, accumulating over time, and yet the Oompas insist they didn't use them.  Where did they come from?

Odors that can only be described as 'something dead' steal as silently as shadows into rooms, leaving the occupants gagging for air but nobody lays claim to the eye watering flatulence. 

Day after day, time after time; the questions fly through the house at increasing regularity.  "Who took this?" or "Who did that?", and as predicted there is no living human who steps forward to claim responsibility. 

For lack of any other logical explanation, I can only conclude that The House of Oompa is haunted by a cookie and chocolate loving, messy, gassy ghost. 

Casper, is that you?

13 comments:

coelha said...

LOL..  Sister, I have the same "ghost" problem at my home!  I go to bed with a clean kitchen, wake up, and there are dirty plates in my sink, and crumbs everywhere...  Same thing happens when I come home from work..  It IS scary!!  Julie :)  

princesssaurora said...

Hmmm.... sounds like a mommy ghost... I think I have one like it!!!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

quiltsnroses said...

Who ya gonna call????  GHOSTBUSTERS!

rdautumnsage said...

I'm beginning to believe every house has one. It never fails when you start to look forward to a particuliar treat, you go in the cupboard and lo and behold it has disappeared. The ghost always wins too, as your set to go and buy more because now you can't get it off your mind. (Hugs) Indigo

midwestvintage said...

 He's been at my house also.  I am going to send him elsewhere.  Want him back?

                  Julie

plittle said...

  You have the same ghost as Bill Keane's Family Circus? You knowm the one named, "not me?"
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

glensfork4 said...

So that is where "it" went....to your house? Well you can keep "it"...

Michele

jckfrstross said...

Casper the Gassy Ghost lives here too:) have a good easter

Deb

wumzels2 said...

naw, it isn't caspar.........he is too nice of a ghost to not own up to it.  but maybe one of the ghostbuster haunters is the culprit..........call the ghostbusters, dorn.  that should do it.

good luck and happy haunting........i mean hunting.

regina

hestiahomeschool said...

ROFL..did you know that Kas is short for Caspar the friendly ghost? My parents nicknamed me that when I was a toddler.

We have a roving black hole in our house that takes stuff.

cmarlow330 said...

lololol...

and thats when you sit down Jo and you take a kid in a secluted room and you put them under the spotlight haha and grill them about where the food went haha they will prob break down if you grill them one by one haha bc there not together.. lololol

Christopher

http://journals.aol.com/cmarlow330/ChristophersJournal/


prdt77bqltc2849 said...

I BELIEVE ITS POSSIBLE I'VE HAD SIMILIAR THINGS HAPPEN TO ME
I BELIEVE I'M HELPED BY MANY SPIRITS. SOMETIMES WHEN WE ARE DEPRESSED WE TEND TO DIS_BELIEVE BUT AS TIME GOES ON WE CREATE IN OURSELVES A BARRIER OF WANTING, AND BELONGING...

swmpgrly said...

Could it be dust mites...lol