Friday, January 16, 2009

YES!



So the big news in the news is 'Orgasmic Childbirth'. Huh? Is that some new fad, like Lamaze? Where was I when they invented that because I've had 5 natural deliveries and believe me when I say there was nothing orgasmic about them. I was too busy convincing the sadistic mid-wife that an enema really wasn't necessary and trying to strangle Dickidoo between contractions to even consider the possibility that my current 'open your legs and smile' position could possibly come with some kind of sexual gratification.

Nope, instead of blissful waves of pleasure I was rewarded with hemorrhoids and a slimy, howling creature of questionable inter-galactic descent... each and every time. No orgasms, just babies... 5 of them. I have to admit though, if I had experienced such a thing during delivery there just might have been a few more Oompas around here... which, now that I think about it might not be a good thing...

Still, it would have been nice if I had been given the option along with all of the other questions they had me answer before they would let me give that final push.

Delivery Options: (check one)
  • Natural
  • Epidural
  • Cesarean
  • Orgasmic

What will they come up with next?

8 comments:

Michelle said...

I heard about this the other day. My only thought was you've got to be kidding me.

FrankandMary said...

Oh it is organic, but the orgasmic part is just PR.

garnett109 said...

I'm Blind. I'm Blind

moshell's lilbit of space said...

hmmm....that may make me consider having another....ah, nevermind.

Traci said...

I'm going to google this! What the heck?!

Becky said...

umm....saw a news show on it and I have tos ay, theylooked like they were on drugs...just saying

Traci said...

I did google it. Wished I hadn't!

Kelly Dawn said...

ok i am SO gonna have to google it....cause what i experienced was SO less that ORGASMIC...

kelly