Tuesday, November 8, 2005

I LIKE TO SNEEZE

(Dust Bunny Revelations)

A sneeze is like a little mini orgasm of the nose.  But a wet sneeze is just a hand full of snot!

14 comments:

yankeeatheart79 said...

Dorn, don't think you are alone....everyone likes to sneeze!!  Seriously!!

nelishianatl said...

ICK and GROSS! I just got over a cold and my nose didn't have fun.  But I can say with a smile, I'm a multiple sneezer. :D

sunnyside46 said...

well that is profound! LOL
Marti

globetrotter2u said...

Well, snot kind of looks like the end of an orgasm, too!
Jeez, that was a disgusting comment, Maryanne! (Smacking myself around and pulling myself out of your journal by the ear, just in case I'm tempted to say something really revolting!)
Congrats on your win, Jodi!
I knew you'd make it to the very top!
MAryanne

mom23nca said...

ROFL!!

vortexgirl said...

If someone says 'God Bless you' to me before I actually get my sneeze out I can't sneeze.  Therefore, I miss my mini orgasm, which makes me :(:(:(:(
Dianne

tillysweetchops said...

Ever hand a sneeze where you just get to the brink and then it ebbs away again - and then you get to the brink once more before finally you can hold back no longer and you give way to a heart-stopping explosion? Those are the best.

Tilly x
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tillysweetchops said...

That was a Freudian slip - it should read, ever "had".

judithheartsong said...

yes... a sneeze is almost as good as an orgasm..................... notice I said almost. judi

swmpgrly said...

well i never thought of it like that...lol
No wonder my sister is always sneezing...lol

stephaine35 said...

That would explain my desire for a smoke after a sneezing fit.

zosche973 said...

Funny you should say that......I remember a professor explaining an orgasim was 'just like a sneeze'! lolSometimes it feels good to sneeze.....come on everyone-admit it. ~Diane!
http://journals.aol.com/dizarra/StorysFromtheCityTalesFromtheSea

jackiebenice said...

haha.. i once heard that if you sneezed ten times really fast that it = an orgasm.. i dunno.. ive heard alot, everyone always changes that sneezing story lol.. anyways.take care!!

~jackie~
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helmswondermom said...

True!  To both statements!
Lori