Tuesday, November 8, 2005

PRE-EULOGY, prolonging life.

Good bye dear Dickidoo, we knew you well.

Too bad you didn't realize that when your wife says 'We're out of coffee', it wasn't just a casual observation but more of a danger alert at which time the proper course of action would have been to replenish the coffee supply and bring the caffeine level back to normal.  Laughing was NOT the appropriate response.

And when your son, who is the only mens size 9 in the house, blows out his only pair of shoes... a replacement pair should be secured BEFORE disposing of the old pair so as not to disrupt the peaceful flow of the school morning routine.

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I believe that everyone can change the course of their own life.  I believe that everyone can take steps and precautions to prolong their life.  For instance, Dickidoo can probably avert an untimely demise if he were to bring home a can of Folgers this evening.  Its that simple!

10 comments:

deslily said...

Utoh. me thinkth that poor Dickidoo may be in deep doo-doo, for i feel sure that's what you will bury him in if he doesn't bring home the coffee! lol lol

yankeeatheart79 said...

Ahhh, it was nice knowing ya Dickidoo!  LOL!

nelishianatl said...

Dickidoo! Are you new? Pull your head out! It stinks up there where you stuck it? Shooooo-eeee! You're going to be missed.  Hey, can we text message him or something to try to save his life.  He'd better not pull up in the driveway with the FOLGERS. LMAO  Nelishia

nelishianatl said...

I meant pull up in the drive WITHOUT the Folgers.  I should finish my own cup before I post. lol
Nelishia

heathyrxmarie said...

Oh, if only I knew Dickidoo's cell #!  If only!  I'd try and save him, for sure!  
I know this won't help, but -sending you virtual coffee-
There ya go.  -pats Dorn-  Calm down, calm down.
LOL!
Hugs,
Heather

sdoscher458 said...

UH oh...not the coffee!!  Poor Dickidoo - he knows not what he does.  Sandi

jckfrstross said...

Poor Dickadoo been nice knowing you:)

Deb

wumzels2 said...

SINCE MICHAEL ARRIVED HERE IN GEORGIA ON OCTOBER THE 11TH, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO PERUSE OTHER JOURNALS.......WELL ACTUALLY, NOT MUCH TIME TO GET ONLINE.......BUT I REALIZED TODAY HOW MUCH I MISS YOUR JOURNAL.  I KEEP SAVING ALL THOSE ALERTS FROM YOUR JOURNAL, BUT NEVER OPEN IT........SO I DID AND READ SOME.  OMG, I HATE THE HOLIDAYS IN RETAIL.......I REALLY DO........WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE OFF THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING.  THEY ARE CATERING LUNCH AND SUPPER TO INSURE WE DON'T GO ANYWHERE.  I FIGURE THEY WILL CHAIN US TO THE REGISTERS TOO.  THEY HAVE ALREADY CHAINED EVERYTHING ELSE.......PENS, STAPLERS, SCISSORS, ETC.  THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US ALL ALIVE OUT HERE DORN.  I LOVE READING YOUR JOURNAL AND SEEING INTO THE DUST BUNNY WORLD.  OH, BY THE WAY, CONGRATS ON YOUR WINNING........HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY HAVE CHOSEN ANYONE ELSE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOVE YA GIRL.......KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

stephaine35 said...

The shoeless child I could handle better than the lack of coffee.  Plead aggravated assault.  He aggravated you by not getting the coffee so you assaulted him.  Makes perfect sense to me.LOL

onemoretina said...

Anxious to read tomorrow, and see if he made it through the evening !  Tina