Friday, November 11, 2005

FUNY FONE KALL FROM IRAQ

I just got off the phone with Gabe.  I'm still laughing.  I was telling him that my friend and her beautiful Army Reserve daughter were planning on sending him a letter, and how the daughter was going to spray it with perfume.  Gabe was excited about that part because he really likes the daughter.

"And then they would address it 'From Bubbah', so if the guys in the mailroom start laughing and pointed to you, you'll know why." I warned.

"Oh no, that would not be good," he said, "Tell them not to do that, that would be bad." He was silent for a second, then said:  "Tell them if they send me a perfumed letter and put Bubbah as the sender, I will send them a pair of my underwear.  And I would make sure I wore it for a week before I sent it so it would be all smelly and dirty!  And I would sign it 'From Gabe'."

Hahahahaha!  I wonder if I should warn them?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL.. oh my.. torn between being the "perfect mom" or not huh? .. hmmm, I think you should be the perfect mom.. here's what you do.. run out and by a poster of a gorgeous gal with very little clothing on.. bring it  home and sign it "with all my love,  Bubbah!" and mail it quick so he gets that the same time as he gets his perfumed bubbah letter.. that way after the mail guys have a good laugh Gabe can unroll the pic and act "innocent".. ahh how nice Bubbah sent me a pic.. wanna see guys? lol lol..

Evil mom might get a pic of a hairy burley wrestler and sign it  "love Bubbah" heh..  no.. don't think you should go there! lol lol

Anonymous said...

I think humor brings us all closer. God bless Gabe he certainly inherited enough humor - wonder where he got it from?  Sandi

Anonymous said...

My son is in the service too, and he HATES getting pranks in the mail. What''s up with that?

Gabreael

http://journals.aol.com/gabreaelinfo/GabreaelsBodyMindSpiritJournal/

Anonymous said...

thats so funny...sorry i havnt commented much but i have been so overwelmed with email lately...lol

Anonymous said...

i am a u. s. postal officer and u are under arrest for displaying priviledged information about undies.

Anonymous said...

Well, why not? You warned gabe:). All's fair in perfume and panties!
Peace and love,
Charley
http://journals.aol.com/CDittric77/Courage

Anonymous said...

He can't send them his flame retardant man panties.  Oh, no.  You better put a stop to that.
Dianne

Anonymous said...

great gag (pun intended) gift
Marti

Anonymous said...

Careful, someone might go 'postal'!  - Julie -

Anonymous said...

Your Oompha loompa should be on its way. I gave up on finding the one I put away safely and bought you one on Ebay.  ROFL

love, Kas