Saturday, December 17, 2005

SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

The heater and defroster in Big Red is out of commission, which presented me with the ideal conditions to conduct the 'Steaming Butt' experiment.  After consuming an almost unhealthy amount of burritos and taquitos over the course of the day, my system was at its optimum level by the time I was driving home from work.  Testing the air with my breath produced a puff of steam.  A rumble tickled my stomach.  All systems were 'go', zero seconds to countdown and blast off.

Conclusion:  Farts DO NOT emit visable steam or vapor clouds in temperatures below freezing.  And while the cold air seems to affect the smell from rising as quickly, farts still stink!

8 comments:

mumma4evr said...

LOL
Becky

vortexgirl said...

If you tilt back though they will stay close and warm you from your bottom up.  Best to do this only when you have a bad cold though so the fumes in the confined space don't cause you to lose consciousness.  lol
Dianne

alphawoman1 said...

Maybe my husband needs to be in the car with you....wait, all the windows would be rolled down, that would defeat the purpose! haahaaa.

stephaine35 said...

LOL...you crack me up.

sdoscher458 said...

LOL....I know for a fact that they can be lit on fire. Don't ask me how I know...
Sandi http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises

cmarlow330 said...

lolololol ewwwwwwwww hahaha

deslily said...

My brother thinks his don't stink... you'd think the fact that i stand there and gag would give him a hint!!

if you let it out slow and let it roll up your back it will warm you ..LOL LOL

missvincci said...

Hahaha..that is too funny! Yup I think you are right though...farts don't produce much heat..unless you are under the covers : )

Smiles!
Vincci